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Guest Dazman™
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  • I managed to plant a Christmas Tree in my friend's toilet in the middle of Summer some 5 years ago.
  • I once ate the World's hottest pepper (Bhut Jolokia) and thought I'd been shot or something. Don't try it.
  • I had a 217 match winning streak on SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 online but then the servers stopped working so my time and effort was wasted.
  • I have over 200 WWE DVD'S and over 50 WWE Blu Rays.
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Well a girl told me that I had quite a big penis once, I was pretty happy with that.

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^ Fake Fact. :lol Jkjk ;)

Guest Dazman™
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SCHOOL ACHIEVEMENTS

 

  • I once got sent to the exclusion room for talking in assembly ... ON MY BIRTHDAY
  • I once got stuck in the bushes and I was attacked by a ghost. (Like I still believe to this day he kicked me or something and it was over 10 years ago)
  • I made a chinese girl named Gula cry once for telling her some crappy Pokemon was better than Charizard because he could swim so we swapped cards.
  • I once got sent to the headmasters office for running in the quiet area, (I was running quietly) I stood there for 3 hours and he forgot about me.
  • My English teacher (Mr Melia) threatened to get his dog to eat me once so I stabbed him in the bum with a pencil and that was the end of it.
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SCHOOL ACHIEVEMENTS

 

  • I once got sent to the exclusion room for talking in assembly ... ON MY BIRTHDAY
  • I once got stuck in the bushes and I was attacked by a ghost. (Like I still believe to this day he kicked me or something and it was over 10 years ago)
  • I made a chinese girl named Gula cry once for telling her some crappy Pokemon was better than Charizard because he could swim so we swapped cards.
  • I once got sent to the headmasters office for running in the quiet area, (I was running quietly) I stood there for 3 hours and he forgot about me.
  • My English teacher (Mr Melia) threatened to get his dog to eat me once so I stabbed him in the bum with a pencil and that was the end of it.

 

:lol You Were Crazy! ! 

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If I'm bored enough I'll post how many times my Maths teacher has kicked me out of the classroom this year.

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Well a girl told me that I had quite a big penis once, I was pretty happy with that.

Same here, I had a few ladies tell me that after I showed it on web cam lol jk.

 

 

Hmmm, let's see.......Biggest achievement? Turning 30 & still being a virgin who lives with his parents, I'll tell ya I've had to turn down so much poontang it's not even funny lol.

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I think you guys aren't quite understanding what an achievement is, but I digress!

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I can successfully fart without making a noise. 

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I can successfully fart without making a noise. 

Me 2!

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I changed my name that counts right?

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My Maria CAW just hit 400 downloads :D

Also, my Maryse hit 100 :D

Edited by Sassyslothh
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I challenged Brotch in 2k14 and he never replied

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I've gone nearly a year without Snickers Bars.

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I challenged Brotch in 2k14 and he never replied

I'm at my grandfather's house now, lol

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I challenged Brotch in 2k14 and he never replied

I'm at my grandfather's house now, lol
You were online for like half an hour, I sent you an invite and you never replied
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I've gone nearly a year without Snickers Bars.

cYour mam stopped your pocket money?

We all know your biggest achievement was getting in undetected.

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I challenged Brotch in 2k14 and he never replied

I'm at my grandfather's house now, lol
You were online for like half an hour, I sent you an invite and you never replied

I forget to turn my PS3 off

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I've gone nearly a year without Snickers Bars.

Your mam stopped your pocket money?

We all know your biggest achievement was getting in undetected.

 

Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud

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I've gone nearly a year without Snickers Bars.

cYour mam stopped your pocket money?

We all know your biggest achievement was getting in undetected.

 

So, how's that Teaching Assistant of yours? Did he ram you some more just like the good old days huh Petey? Awkwardly walking home after your rammings? Bent prick.

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I've gone nearly a year without Snickers Bars.

Your mam stopped your pocket money?

We all know your biggest achievement was getting in undetected.

Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud
the twat. Edited by Big Pete®
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I've gone 3 years without drinking any calorie drinks.

I can speak 3 languages.

 

 

Gaming wise,

I have all the achievements for any WWE title game on the Xbox 360 & thats about it.

 

:o Fluently? I can speak 4, 1 fluent, 2 almost fluent and 1 just basics.

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I graduated from university today... so there's that.

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I can speak 5 languages (3 fluent and 2 only the basics)

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