Samy's official chuchu thread. (Requests open, 04/24)

[Samy]

This thread is closed. You're in a dream within a dream within a dream!

Edited April 24, 2014 by King Of Swing™

[IceShimmer x]

Such Wow, Such A Topic, Such Awesome, Such Award, Such Samy

[DP1™]

OH MER GERD

[Samy]

i am pantless and tired so fuck you spidershit

[mrblacksheep]

Spiders arent that bad. They eat other pest like flies, mosquitoes, etc.

Edited March 11, 2014 by mrblacksheep

[Dead-Account]

Spiders can be harmless if you don't intrude on them so if you leave him alone he will leave you alone.

[Beardy]

Make friends with the little guy. Let him crawl in bed with you.

[Zark]

Kill it with fire. 

[Smacktalks]

If that was me I couldn't sleep until i'd found it, the thought of it crawling over me while i'm alseep...

[Spyder78]

Well I am 6' 2" 258lbs, What makes you think I was a tiny spider..Ohh an actual 8 legged one NVM

[Beardy]

Well I am 6' 2" 258lbs, What makes you think I was a tiny spider..Ohh an actual 8 legged one NVM

 

[Arage™]

Ok here's what you do. Get a can or some sort of object with a lid that you don't need. Find the Spider. Lure it into the can. Close the lid, Throw it out. Your Welcome 

[Dead-Account]

Sing A lullaby to it get it to be all snug & comfy than send it back to the depths of hell.

[Arage™]

Or just do what I said, I mean it can't be that hard. Your taller than it...

[Dead-Account]

Or you could leave him alone & let him mind his own business it's what I do.

[Dead-Account]

So now that you're on how did the adorable spider situation go?

[Tamer™]

Just put a cup over it then put a book on top of the cup and sleep.

[Samy]

Ok here's the story now that i'm on pc;

It was 1 am

I was doing man stuff nicely. Then i looked up and i've seen A FUCKING LARGE SPIDER ABOVE THE WINDOW

At first i thought it wasn't moving but then.. tick tick tick AND IT GOES IN THE CURTAINS, ABOVE MY BED

Then i slowly went to the window to open it

I waited... I shaked & checked the curtains with a broom or brush or whatever the word. Nothing.

Then i waited, waited. And it was at the upper left hand corner of the wall, right above my bed. I didn't want to use the hoover to aspirate it as it would have been too noisy (remember, 1:00am)

I don't have a pic but it was a thick spider. At least the biggest i've seen in front of me.

@"it's harmless"people: Yes, i know, but i just didn't want it TO FUCKING LAY EGGS IN MY MOUTH. I DON'T WANT TO TELL TO MY CHILDREN LATER THAT "Oh, daddy shat little spideys as a kid, don't worry about the one under your bed and good night :devil:"

[Dead-Account]

Well if you are dong the man activities I think you where doing I think you deserved Mr Cuddles.  

[fufu ÷]

They say that you may eat up to 4 spiders in your lifetime in your sleep.

[IamCrazyPT]

They say that you may eat up to 4 spiders in your lifetime in your sleep.

[Dead-Account]

 

They say that you may eat up to 4 spiders in your lifetime in your sleep.

 

You didn't know? I learned that when I was like 5.

[Samy]

I thought it was 8 spiders lol

[Tamer™]

As long as its the small tiny spiders then I'm ok then.

[VinceRusso]

i would super kick the crap of that spider