jeb2830 Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 This is why time travel shouldn't be possible Quote
IceShimmer x Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 Oh I Have This Funny Idea Okay... Yo Mama Is So Old Her Breast Milk Is Powder #WhiteChicks Quote
Fozy Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 Oh I Have This Funny Idea Okay... Yo Mama Is So Old Her Breast Milk Is Powder #WhiteChicks Hahahahahaha you're hilarious. Quote
DP1™ Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 Ok so a guy has a erection and a it won't stop. He goes to the doc and says he has had it for 3days. The doc said stop watching porn and you'll be fine Quote
Guest PenguinPrincess Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Ok so a guy has a erection and a it won't stop. He goes to the doc and says he has had it for 3days. The doc said stop watching porn and you'll be fine I have no idea what to make of that Quote
DP1™ Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Ok so a guy has a erection and a it won't stop. He goes to the doc and says he has had it for 3days. The doc said stop watching porn and you'll be fine I have no idea what to make of that Thats why he was using Viagra Quote
delete Posted January 14, 2014 Author Posted January 14, 2014 Oh I Have This Funny Idea Okay... Yo Mama Is So Old Her Breast Milk Is Powder #WhiteChicks Hahahahahaha you're hilarious. Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Quote
jeb2830 Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 ^Brilliant blonde. Time for some creepy stories, mehehe. Quote
Deleted Account Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Bloody scary, man I've got something for you all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLV9j8bSHI Quote
delete Posted January 19, 2014 Author Posted January 19, 2014 ^Brilliant blonde. Time for some creepy stories, mehehe. That's some scary shit man... I laughed my ass off x'D Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 I laughed my ass off x'D XD Big ole' botch indeed Quote
Guest PenguinPrincess Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Okay that was pretty cool. Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 http://youtu.be/tzk3fM1IPvY The Monitor vs The Beast at Mania 30 has now been booked 1 Quote
MetalDaetlaev™ Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 http://youtu.be/tzk3fM1IPvY The Monitor vs The Beast at Mania 30 has now been booked Quote
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