Guest PenguinPrincess Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 I Always Thought Young Babies Where Snakes That Didn't Help Quote
IceShimmer x Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Okay How Did You Manage To Find This? Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Okay How Did You Manage To Find This? Showed up on my Facebook timeline xD Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Not a pic nor gif, oh well sue me lol After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'... Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 ^I guess that's what you call a win-win situation. Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Gets her off with minimal effort and gets to watch tv in the end XD Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) Exactly! Why did nobody ever thought of this? 0o I mean: He feels good, his girl feels good and this akward old man who secretly watches them every evening feels good aswell! Edited January 3, 2014 by BatStormTorch Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Exactly! Why did nobody ever thought of this? 0o I mean: He feels good, his girl feels good and this akward old man who secretly watches them every evening feels good aswell! Quote
IceShimmer x Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Not a pic nor gif, oh well sue me lol After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'... :lol I Just Laughed So So SOOO Hard <--- Thats What She Said Ref? Quote
Deleted Account Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Here's a random vid for you all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXmUsWEknEg Quote
Righteous Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Here's a random vid for you all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXmUsWEknEg That mashup sucked! LOL. Quote
IceShimmer x Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Here's a random vid for you all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXmUsWEknEg That mashup sucked! LOL. Totally Agree Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Miss this guy from the Shivering Isles add on for Oblivion Quote
Deleted Account Posted January 5, 2014 Posted January 5, 2014 Is that one of the Oblivion games? Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 5, 2014 Posted January 5, 2014 Is that one of the Oblivion games? Yup it's the Shivering Isles DLC for Oblivion was wicked fun to play thru Quote
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