Spyder78 Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Nazza I Told Ya Meh no skin off my flute, but is she loses an eye told her to stand back Quote
DP1™ Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Nazza I Told Ya Meh no skin off my flute, but is she loses an eye told her to stand back great one Quote
Spyder78 Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Hey my daughter looks just like you..Oh shit Jenny! *thud* A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" GOOD NITE FOLKS! Quote
delete Posted December 28, 2013 Author Posted December 28, 2013 Hey my daughter looks just like you..Oh shit Jenny! *thud* A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" GOOD NITE FOLKS! Quote
Shadow Storm Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... IS THAT A MAN OR A WOMAN. ANSWER. NOW. Nazza I Told Ya ..... Welp, I aint jackin' it again... Old, but let's get some feels in here. This one actually made me sad, believe it or not [still being a Pokemon fan, I guess... AHEM.] Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... Damn right, it's better than yours... Quote
Guest PenguinPrincess Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Why Does The Guy At The Bottom Shirt Say Bimbo? Quote
Spyder78 Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Why Does The Guy At The Bottom Shirt Say Bimbo? Oddly enough that's the name & logo of a bread company XD Quote
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