Xmas Dinner in a ...

[Spyder78]

CAN!.. That's right folks,,,

 

 

 

 

Christmas in a can (Credit: GAME)

For gamers who want to enjoy all the traditional components of a Christmas dinner and don't mind doing so in the most disgusting, least appetizing way possible, we present...Christmas Tinner, the Christmas dinner in a can.

Those with sensitive tummies should stop reading now, because this one will haunt your nightmares. There's just no other way to describe a tin can that comes with nine layers of food, one on top of the other.

Pop open the can, and you're greeted with a top layer of scrambled eggs and bacon. But wait, there's more! Below that resides some fruity mincemeat.

Still with us? Good, because it's time for the main course: turkey and potatoes, plus carrots and other side dishes, including gravy, cranberry sauce, and Brussels sprouts or broccoli, depending on your preference. (Apparently, some people who eat Christmas Tinners will draw the line at Brussels sprouts.) At the bottom of the can is your dessert/reward/finish line — Christmas pudding.

What cruel fiend could possibly come up with such a diabolical concept? British video game retailer GAME is selling the cans to its customers after research suggested that nearly 50 percent of UK gamers intend to spend the majority of the holidays playing video games, according to Nintendo Life.

The Daily Mail reports that the Christmas Tinner is undergoing a trial period at the GAME store in Basingstoke, England. If the demand is high enough (?!?), other stores may stock the meal as well.

You have been warned.

 

 

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/disgusting-christmas-tinner-offers-time-saving-meal-alternative-221208375.html

 

[BrotchMrToast]

This is like the most disgusting thing ever...but for some reason I wanna try it.

Edited December 8, 2013 by BrotchMrToast

[Spyder78]

This is like the most disgusting thing ever...but for some reason I wanna try it.

 

Same here, I wanna get on with broccoli can't stand brussel sprouts xD

[Zark]

ewwwwwwwwwww 

[delete]

EW!

[Crikes™]

This is like the most disgusting thing ever...but for some reason I wanna try it.

[Beardy]

[DP1™]

This is like the most disgusting thing ever...but for some reason I wanna try it.

[Spyder78]

 

 

 

 

LOL!

[Samy]

I just layed vomit down/puked or idk how to say that but this made me laugh lol

[IceShimmer x]

0.o Ew

[Spyder78]

0.o Ew

 

Cook for me once in a while then I wouldn't have to eat outta a can

[IceShimmer x]

 

0.o Ew

 

Cook for me once in a while then I wouldn't have to eat outta a can

 

 

 

Cheeky I Cook For You All The Time God Damn It!!

[Spyder78]

 

 

0.o Ew

 

Cook for me once in a while then I wouldn't have to eat outta a can

 

 

 

Cheeky I Cook For You All The Time God Damn It!!

 

 

 

Ordering out and putting food on the good China making it look like you cooked is cheating silly HMPF!

[Tamer™]

I could actually see myself eating 1 or 2 cans of "tinners" just for the pudding at the end

[Muuuftah]

This sounds disgusting but for some strange reason I want to taste it... I'm heading to Game this weekend so I may pick a can up and see what it taste like.

[Darth 6am3r]

Looks like the can was filled with Dog Poop,Vomit,Piss,Shit all mixed and made into one piece of Tinner Trash.

[Big Pete®]

And theres peeps starving who would kill for a Christmas Tinner... shame on you Game!