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I was playing the money in the bank ppv in universe mode. I was mark henry taking on randy orton. As I progressed through the match michael cole said "king is there any strategy taking on the powerhouse big e langston". Big e langston is not even available for download yet though has anyone else gotten this strange commentary?

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Turned the commentary off...for 3 reasons:

1."Cody once wanted a horse for Christmas, but his mother said: 'You'll get turkey like everybody else'"

2. "He's obviously making fun of his oponent here."

3. "We're trough playing around!"

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Turned the commentary off...for 3 reasons:

1."Cody once wanted a horse for Christmas, but his mother said: 'You'll get turkey like everybody else'"

2. "He's obviously making fun of his oponent here."

3. "We're trough playing around!"

 

yeah i'm close to turning it off too... but if i turn it off i have to turn the text for counts on

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Turned the commentary off...for 3 reasons:

1."Cody once wanted a horse for Christmas, but his mother said: 'You'll get turkey like everybody else'"

2. "He's obviously making fun of his oponent here."

3. "We're trough playing around!"

 

yeah i'm close to turning it off too... but if i turn it off i have to turn the text for counts on

That's exactly the problem I ran into. I turned the commentary off and nearly got counted out when I was outside the ring the following match. I hate turning text on, so I'm dealing with the terrible commentary.

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Turned the commentary off...for 3 reasons:

1."Cody once wanted a horse for Christmas, but his mother said: 'You'll get turkey like everybody else'"

2. "He's obviously making fun of his oponent here."

3. "We're trough playing around!"

 

yeah i'm close to turning it off too... but if i turn it off i have to turn the text for counts on That's exactly the problem I ran into. I turned the commentary off and nearly got counted out when I was outside the ring the following match. I hate turning text on, so I'm dealing with the terrible commentary.  

yeah that's why i haven't LOL

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I'm sick of hearing that same commentary line of M Cole saying ill try to keep the Kings comments from biast or whatever and jerry saying ill try not to punch you in the face I swear I hear that every single match

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I always turn the commentary off because it's been the same lazy, phoned-in mess of non-sequiturs since around SVR09.  Granted, I have to turn "display counts" on, and custom ring announcer names are useless to me because the devs got the brilliant idea to have the ring announcing and commentary volumes be controlled by the same slider, but those are prices I'm willing to pay.

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I'm sick of hearing that same commentary line of M Cole saying ill try to keep the Kings comments from biast or whatever and jerry saying ill try not to punch you in the face I swear I hear that every single match

 

i've heard people say they've heard that yet i haven't heard it once! LOL

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Lawler also seems to be obsessed with all the beautiful diva's that have dated Santino. I've actually replaced Santino because I've no use for him so it's already weird that he's going on about Santino, but the fact that he seems to have only recorded the 1 line about Santino that gets repeated over and over again is really annoying. There were a few others that were also coming up all the time, some related to specific wrestlers, some not, but they were being repeated at least twice a match and so I've turned commentary off. It's not the first time though. I used to turn it off all the time when Tazz was on commentary. Partially because I could hardly understand what he was on about anyway but mostly because he kept randomly going on about Tomatoes (I've since found out that Tomato is New York slang for Woman...or at least something along those lines, but this was never explained and I always found it odd when he would say things like "Sable is a hot Tomato" when she was neither red in colour nor a fruit that is often mistaken for a vegetable, there are certain Divas that could be referred to as Carrots or Pumpkins given the amount of fake tan they wear, but none of them have even been bright red. Infact the only person I can think of ever having bright red skin in the WWE is The Undertaker a few years ago where he'd obviously stayed out in the sun too long and had really bad sunburn on his face which made him look a bit like (of all things) a hairy tomato).

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Lawler also seems to be obsessed with all the beautiful diva's that have dated Santino. I've actually replaced Santino because I've no use for him so it's already weird that he's going on about Santino, but the fact that he seems to have only recorded the 1 line about Santino that gets repeated over and over again is really annoying. There were a few others that were also coming up all the time, some related to specific wrestlers, some not, but they were being repeated at least twice a match and so I've turned commentary off. It's not the first time though. I used to turn it off all the time when Tazz was on commentary. Partially because I could hardly understand what he was on about anyway but mostly because he kept randomly going on about Tomatoes (I've since found out that Tomato is New York slang for Woman...or at least something along those lines, but this was never explained and I always found it odd when he would say things like "Sable is a hot Tomato" when she was neither red in colour nor a fruit that is often mistaken for a vegetable, there are certain Divas that could be referred to as Carrots or Pumpkins given the amount of fake tan they wear, but none of them have even been bright red. Infact the only person I can think of ever having bright red skin in the WWE is The Undertaker a few years ago where he'd obviously stayed out in the sun too long and had really bad sunburn on his face which made him look a bit like (of all things) a hairy tomato).

Lol you're starting to sound like the commentary

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1. When I'm in a steel cage match, Jerry says something about 16,000 tons of steel around the chambers... (Obviously meaning the elimination chamber)

2. When I'm playing with a superstar, the commentator will normally say someone else's name

3. etc.

 

It doesn't really bother me, I don't really pay attention to commentary. Also I'm playing FIFA now anyway.

 

Off Topic: You can turn commentary off?!

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this reminds me of the Just Bring It commentary. three minutes of complete silence..

 

 

 

 

and then....

 

 

 

 

PERRY SATURN!.... is great 

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