This is my thread

[Nemo]

this thread belongs to me. stay the fuck out, faggots.

first order of business, i think smacktalks and masteroftheswanton are the same person. and while i'm at it:

i think they're lawzy.

also, lawzy is so13.

also, so13 is flyboy, goremachine, lilflip, someone, ictoagns, slim, lawzy, ringmaster, jerichoisthewwf, lawzy, peteisgod, lawzy, stinger, lawzy, kurttherightangle, lawzy, alexunderhill, that other less important matt whose name i can't remember for the life of me, and of course, lawzy. also chadlad. and dickstar. i hate dickstar. and whatshisface, darren ainsworth. moar liek ANUSWORTH amirite? yeah, i'm right. fuck you. and fuck slim. fuck the miker too in his stupid fucking lying douchebag face. and fuck so13. he created some dumb ass people. why would he create thechocolatestarfish for? cause he's an idiot. that dude deleted the original st with his lame ass webtv service. who the hell uses webtv? fucking lame. and fuck skeetlemoose too. he made me stay up til midnight to post some dumb ass buried alive match code and totally welched. what a fucking douchebag. fuck him and everyone who looks like him.

also, krazyfox is best hacker at smack talk and raw hacking.

i swear to god, someone is still posting there. unless it's a spambot it something, that dude has to be the saddest motherfucker on the planet earth.

fuck, i'm so bored. anyone watching tna tonight? yeah, me neither. wrestling sucks. you guys shouldve dropped that theme the first 50 times jitz told you to.

speaking of jitz. you owe me a fucking dollar. i love you a little less now. i might hold our first semiannual conversation hostage til you pay up. pheer the consequences. yeah, i said pheer. i'm old school, you fucks.

also, matt (the canadian one, not the one whose name i cant remember) is still infinitely cooler than any of you. he was the greatest test forum mod ever. he modded that forum better than any forum has ever been modded by anyone EVER. fuck you busta mods and your forums, matt will outmod you and fuck your mother. simultaneously.

alex, i still havent played arkham asylum. actually, i played it for a moment on pc, but mine's a giant piece of shit and it wasn't worth playing at 1 fps. one day i will play it on 360 and i promise you will get the e-fellating you so rightfully deserve. plus, change your fucking avatar. that spider eating chick is fucking creepy. i want to hit my monitor with a fucking hammer every time you sign on. fuck, i just shit my pants thinking about it.

ming, i hope you're doing okay. the rest of you guys too. mots, jonny, hb, aero, alex, iain, all star, cs. even you, tom, you fucking douche. and subrick. i wish all of you guys the best. if i left anyone out, sorry. and unless you're tom or subrick, if i didn't like you before, i still don't. go fuck yourself.

happy 2011. see you guys next year or the next time an interesting thread is made. whichever happens first.

the gist: you're not getting one. you shouldn't be in this thread to begin with. fuck you.

[Guest canamatt]

this is all true

[CanaMatt]

wtf is going on here

[Smacktalks]

Sal speaks the truth.

Matt should've won a Smacktalks Award for the way he modded that test forum!

[RingMaster2001]

We love you all. Let's die now with this thread top. RIP.

[jitz]

Yeah that'd be right, he wants the fucking dollar now that the Australian economy is gangbusters and if we do the exchange on the right day, he might even get more than a dollar US. How do you want it? Paypal? I'm not sending a fucking envelope half way around the world with a dollar coin in it; the postal workers on your end will scan it, see it's money and flog it. All Americans have turned to a life of crime since your economy imploded, now the economy is based on stolen goods. Your neighbour steals from you, and his neighbour steals from him, and so on down the street. An effective, but ultimately damaging trade system...especially if you're the last house on the street.

Plus this board isn't about wrestling videogames anymore, it's an 80's new wave appreciation message board. Paul just hasn't gotten around to changing the graphics yet.

[CanaMatt]

lmao it was test/crap okay not just test

[CanaMatt]

who the fuck WAS other matt anyway wtf was his name

[RingMaster2001]

FatMatt? I haven't got a clue what his username was now.

[Smacktalks]

Other Matt was Xtreme Danger + Matt.

[Fozy]

Xtreme Danger? Doesn't ring any bells.

[Smacktalks]

Also TheChocolateStarMatt.

(Matt if your wondering where that post the forum database died last night so it just got restored)

[James]

I'm just glad I don't have to hide that I'm so13 anymore. That double life shit was rough..

[CS]

I got mentioned? Fuckin' rites! Wait, so did aero? Fuck this.. and that poptart. Mick has a small penis, cause Keith said so. Stones are also rightfully blamed for everything, anywhere, at any time. I'm right, because I'm drunk. Now eat it cocksucker, and I better not feel any teeth.

I was Member of the Month, so fuck you.

[Aero]

i'm still waiting for my grape fanta!

[Nemo]

5 months later i'm necro posting in a thread that's still on the first page. feels good, man.

jitty, most blocks here are rectangular which means that it would just be an infinite loop of thievery. if you're going to talk shit though, we should settle this like men: in a round of mortal kombat

also, i'm glad i wasn't the only one who couldn't remember who the fuck matt was. that shit was driving me crazy.

where should i mail your grape fanta, aero? i suspect this isn't your address:

aero

somewhere in northern ireland