Why All Australians Are Crazy

[jitz]

We live with these things.

This isn't some nature photo taken off the internet, this is off my iPhone.

[ALL STAR]

Funnel web spider isnt it? those things have a nasty bite, this one is built like a tank though it has fangs bigger than its legs.

[jitz]

It's not a funnel web, but you are close, it's a mouse spider. They are very similar looking though, the main diffence is that there wouldn't be a photo of a funnel web; I would be running in the other direction because they are angry fuckers. They will chase you down for no reason, on their backs legs, fangs in the air, charging at you. Mouse spiders are placid though, as long as you didn't piss it off it will (probably leave you alone). They're just as venomous as funnel webs though.

[CS]

If a spider that size was running after me I would literally shit my pants, no joke I'm terrified of those fuckers. I once had a buck(male deer) come at me one night when I stepped outside for a smoke and I'd still pick one of those buggers to attack me over a massive spider any day of the week.