Your Turn (Story Game)

[Smacktalks]

In the theme of some classic forum story telling post, each poster adds the next line of the story.

- You are standing in the street, it is cold, dark and raining heavily. You turn to your right to find...

[Aero]

mel gibson, selling crack to kids who could not be any older than 10, he looks up, sees you and...

[Smacktalks]

Screams FREEDOM!! and runs toward you...

[The Smackethdown]

...and you take out your pokedex to find out his stats but...

[Spectre]

you Quickly realize his power level IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!, so you reach into your pocket and....

[Subrick]

Pull out your Jew gold, throw it, and he runs away, but not until...

[Smacktalks]

pull out a Masterball and throw it at Mel...

[jitz]

And then the monkeys all grew wings and flew away. Not before leaving a magical gem though that would one day be needed to call upon the return of the dinosaurs to save madkind from the nefarious atoms that lay dormant for thousands of millions of years in everything on earth. Thank god (Ed - this takes place before his glorious return and untimely death in 2166, the time paradox caused by Frankenstein on the third moon of Shakespearean allowed the actual thanking in this time period to take place, albeit by their spectral forms) Peter kept that time travelling pen the used e-bookstore (which sold near perfect editions of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the low low price of 2 cents) owner gav him on his seventh birthday (Ed - the birthday that took place in Universe 3, not Universe 2, as in that parallel universe we all know Peter died at the age of three from AIDS) that would allowed Kong passage to the shrinkometer. But the shrinkometer was....

[Aero]

RAPED....

[The Smackethdown]

...and then a wild Olivia Munn appears and she wants some dick,but you are a scared virgin and...

[jitz]

The mighty Elephant Horde from the anti-democracy party "Demoncracy", made their way through the capital of Jesus (named after 2066 Chilean explorer Jesus Romerus, not the extra-terrestrial from Gamodos that landed on Earth in 5 BC), searching in vain for the Elephantomas. What made the search harder was that the horde had no idea what the Elephantomas looked like, having only read about in sacred texts detailing their coming into being. So when they walked past young Sally, a homeless girl about the age of 6, little did they know that her left eye that sparkled like the morning star of Dazzarum, was actually that what they sought. Sally none-the-wiser had been the protector of the jewel that would begin a revolution, a revolution that would transform her from the young street side beggar she is now, to Queen of the Elephant Horde. How was she to know that the jewel her brother Peter gave her when she was four, that the Optometrist (remember Optometry was made illegal in 2087, so the Optomestrist is the sole optometrist in the galaxy, and operates under the name "The Optometrist" in a bid to keep his true identity hidden) would insert into her eye socket when she lost her eye in a fishing accident at the age of five, was actually the Elephantomas Peter brought back from the edge of the universe (this takes place prior to the explorer Steven Punn discovering that the universe is actually round) and gave to his past self using the time travelling pen. As Sally walked to buy a Snickers bar from the corner shop, she tripped, as the chin slams against the cold, hard diamond sidewalk the Elephantomas dislodges and rolls to the foot of the General of the Elephant Horde, who turned, looked down and said to Sally....

[Aero]

i think i;ve been raped by an...