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Went to 10 Years of ATP music festival over the weekend, and who should I bump into in the crowd for The Mars Volta? Dave. Dave Hogan? yogan88? Yeah, that's right. So then we went around, drank some tequilas and then he came back to my chalet when we were having a party, and boned a 24 year old bird in the bed that I'd boned a better looking 25 year old bird in hours previously, because we're the absolute lads. Are we the first people from here to meet up in person or what?

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That apartment block looks like one of the one's they'd visit five times in a season of The Bill.

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Haha that's Butlins. We were walking around the whole weekend wondering why families would go on holiday there for weeks at a time.

Answer: Because they're common.

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Being a dirty foreigner, I had to google "Butlins" to understand what on earth you were talking about. I like their front page though, come and holiday with us an stay at places like...

this!

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Now call me crazy, I've never been to the UK much because I'm not particuarly fond of the accents .I once thought this blonde, big breasted female was attractive, till she opened her mouth and I discovered via her sounding like a complete fuckwit that she was British. No matter what I tried, I couldn't get my half-mast back and I never found her attractive again...or saw her again, I assume she made it back safely to you lovely isle. So yeah, that and I hate your weather, despite having never visited and experiencing it first hand, I've had it describe to me though. All reports come back "shit".

Where they got this photo then, I don't know. That "holiday resort" you're photographed in looks more like a prison ward, not some sunny beach side getaway for a relaxing week with the family, minus the kids so you can actually bang your missus all around the scenery. Something about the photo just doesn't fit in with my mental image of your lovely country, whether it be the sunshine....the crystal blue water, or that location actually being quite "pretty". I don't know, maybe there's a beach full of bikini clad women just behind your building there, just waiting to get their fuck on with you. I doubt it, and Butlins can go and get fucked. It's like they took a photo of Australia and claimed it as part of the UK.

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Yogan really did leave quite quietly.

I think Sal and his SO13 crew finally took out his IRA headquarters.

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lmao chris, we do get a few nice days a year... they've probably waited a few years to get such a great picture tho and will use it forever... i would imagnie that by now that building is also looking alot more worse for wear than it does there.

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The weather's generally been alright here, it's only this last month when it's started to get a lot colder, followed by this week's Snow.

I went to Pontins (Basically Butlins with a different name) when I was little for a week with the Grandparents, can't say it was all that great looking back on it now, but as a little kid it seemed good at the time.

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used to go to butlins in bognor regis every year. was alright.

and paul, the weathers shit here, always :D

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It's always sunny in the North East.. :p

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Maybe they could be each others shave mate?

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