Niles Jansen The Third Posted May 12, 2009 Posted May 12, 2009 Happy birthday you sexy son of a bitch. And you can tell your fucking mom I said shes a bitch too. Quote
Joe =/ Posted May 12, 2009 Posted May 12, 2009 Thanks guys, but I had a super-shit birthday ! My plans were dumped, I ended up with an infected ingrowing toenail on my birthday so unable to walk - brilliant timing ! Oh well, at least I got a birthday topic on Smacktalks to read ! LOVE YA'LL ! apart from Sal who didn't get me a pixel cake, what a letdown. Quote
Twist of Fate Posted May 12, 2009 Posted May 12, 2009 Ingrowing toenail? That blows. Sorry to hear your birthday sucked, at least next year its bound to be better..right? Quote
Smacktalks Posted May 12, 2009 Author Posted May 12, 2009 I can think of worse things that could be ingrowing. :2 Quote
Smacktalks Posted May 13, 2009 Author Posted May 13, 2009 At least it's smooth on the outside lol. Quote
Aero Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 the way he likes it... if theres grass on the pitch.... paul backs off! and before someone else says it - if she's old enoguh to pee, she;s old enough for me! Quote
Big Bizang Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 They're old enough when they leave school. Half past three. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 the way he likes it... if theres grass on the pitch.... paul backs off! and before someone else says it - if she's old enoguh to pee, she;s old enough for me! And if there's blood in water, you may end up a father. like period blood in the toilet.. cuz if they don't have their periods you won't get them pregnant and have babies and pay child support. Quote
jitz Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 ingrown penis syndrome? It's called a vagina. Oh and happy birthday for however many days ago it was. To commemorate, here's a readily available on the internet photo of Brea Bennett and Jana Jordan. EDIT - I'd like to see the pixel cake beat that! Quote
Thom Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I can't help but think Joe would've had a better birthday if Aero had given his traditional birthday "Don't bum too many fish" greeting. Quote
Aero Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I can't help but think Joe would've had a better birthday if Aero had given his traditional birthday "Don't bum too many fish" greeting. i felt it only needed said once... however, mayb it should be a rolling thing like pixel cake... eh sal? Quote
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