Smacktalks Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 http://omegle.com/ Has anyone tried this out? I was using it in work for a laugh until it got banned. I wonder how long it will last before people start wanting it taken down. Edit: POOSY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twist of Fate Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Yeas! You: hi. Stranger: i miss you You: aw. i miss you too. Stranger: FU Your conversational partner has disconnected. mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I stumbled upon Omegle a few weeks ago. It's good for wasting a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacktalks Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 mine didn't fair so welll.....I'm jealous Paul, not of your poosy getting habits, the fact that your chat went better than mine have you considered spamming ST on all of your annonymous chats? lol, I tried it earlier to see if the visitors went up from it and a few seemed to visit, the rest just wanted POOSY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: female? You: male dude You: haha Stranger: lol Stranger: better luck nxt time You: was about to say the same Stranger: lol Stranger: good luck bud Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 and conversation no.2 - Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: You know, sitting here with my chin in my hand, I suddenly realise that my hand smells really funny. Stranger: It's odd. Not really a smell that I can place. Stranger: Kinda... woody. Maybe it's my computer desk or something? You: oh dear... where you scratchin anything earlier? You: oh hmm... thats odd Stranger: Hi, by the way. You: lick it? Stranger: It doesn't carry a taste with it. That just tasted like, uhm... hand. You: ah then you've got a weird one on your hands (pardon the pun) Stranger: Indeed I have. You: mines smells a bit like stale harp... possibly cos sum1 spilled some on me, didnt think my hand got wet tho Stranger: What's Harp? You: oh, its a beer, brewed in northern ireland... i come from northern ireland Stranger: Ah. I'm from England but not heard of Harp before. Odd. You: ah dont ever try it, tastes like camel piss You: i stick to carlsberg and such the like Stranger: I intrigued that you can accurately place a beer as having the same taste of camel piss. Stranger: Makes my dodgy hand smell less disgusting, really. You: i suggested you lick ur hand earlier... could have had anything on it.. You: these things happen when you take risks like that haha Stranger: That IS true. Stranger: As far as I know, I could well have camel piss on my hand. You: nah, if it tastes like hand ur safe enough Stranger: Even if I smelt camel piss, and tasted camel piss, I'd probably never guess that it was infact camel piss. Stranger: Maybe camel piss tastes like hand, but smells like wood? You: i was at the zoo that day... Stranger: Sure... that's what they all say. You: nah, those are not the characteristics of harp lol Stranger: I was at the zoo, and I had my trousers down and I slipped and it just... fell in. You: it smells and looks like a normal beer but tastes like the piss of a camel.. sneaky buggers Stranger: I could just wash my hands I suppose, but that involves so much effort. Stranger: I'd have to get up and stuff. You: balls to that haha You: right, i came on here to see what the fuss was about, more plesant than i expected You: im away to bed, bloody work in the mornin Stranger: Booooo. Stranger: Later. You: laters dude.. its been a hand lickingly nice experience Stranger: :-P You have disconnected. not the worst experience me thinks... i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twist of Fate Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) I'm jealous of you also...I'll have to try it again... **EDIT** here's the latest....This one worked out pretty well, I think... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: yeoooo Stranger: wasup havent seen you in a while Stranger: what have u been up to You: Yeah, ya know...been busy and what not. how you livin? Stranger: just chillin man tryin to stay away from this swines disease You: i know thats right. Stranger: yea man hows ur brother doin i havent talked to him since that time at the barbeque You: You didn't hear? Stranger: no what hapenned?? You: He passed away. He fell off of a rodeo bull. horn up the poopshoot...straight up. Stranger: oooo man thats harsh Stranger: im sorry about that man Stranger: but atleast he went out doing what he loved to do You: Yeah, thats kinda how I felt. But you know. Sometimes things happen. You just gotta keep on keepin on. Stranger: yea it only happens to the best of em Stranger: i cant believe i didnt hear about thta You: It was pretty widely covered on the local news. You: hows your cousin? Stranger: who andrew?? You: No, the other one. Stranger: oooo You: yeah...oooo. went to school with her for a while. Stranger: mark dosnt talk to me ever since i beat him in that game of beer pong Stranger: oooooo her You: she changed her name to markQ!? Stranger: shes a weirdo man Stranger: i would stay away from that You: thats a shame. she was quite the looker. Stranger: yea You: well, ya know. People change. Stranger: when she comes to my house on holidays and stuff she acts so weird i just dont understand it You: Hormone therapy. Stranger: but yea marks mom tells me all he does is sit in his room and play halo or jerkoff all day Stranger: hows work You: Hm. Thats a shame. He could at least play wii sports. Guess he compromised and decided to just play with his wii-wii. heh. You: Works great. Got promoted. Stranger: haha yea i guess Stranger: thats great dude Stranger: good to hear Stranger: so when we gunna go catch sum floormats You: yeah, i was pretty thrilled. had to kiss a lot of ass, but thats how the cookie crumbles. You: you call it. Stranger: aight Stranger: yea Stranger: i got the vibe that your boss has a thing for you man Stranger: watch out for that You: Really? I just thought it was how the world worked. You: I'll keep my eyes peeled. Don't wanna get taken advantage of. Stranger: yea man Stranger: that would be a shame You: Word. Stranger: yea You: aight. well im going to jet. keep it real holmes. Stranger: aight man ill give you a call sum time to catch them floormats and down sum brews Stranger: see you on the flipside You: sounds great. peace be with your family. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 30, 2009 by Twist of Fate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe =/ Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I like shemales Stranger: Hi.I'm 15,Male,China.Nice 2 meet u.and u? You: I LOVE SHEMALES! You: CHINESE SHEMALES! Stranger: ..... You: Are you a chinese Shemale ? Stranger: Girl? You: Shemale Stranger: No You: Why not ? Stranger: I'm boy You: I'm shemale Stranger: ..... Stranger: Maybe You: I can assure you I am a shemale Stranger: ... Stranger: Okay.. You: I want to omegle all over you Stranger: ...... Stranger: Where are you from? You: A test tube Stranger: .... Your conversational partner has disconnected. ... what the fuck did I do wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 you where open and concise.... bloody chinese, he's at fault dude, he is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twist of Fate Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I'm glad to see you have come to grips with your shemaleness Joe...some people just have a hard time accepting things like that..much like your chinese friend. Don't worry, we're all here to support you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subrick Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ho You: Cunt Stranger: how are you? Stranger: cunt? You: I like sluts You: They taste good Stranger: hmm You: I just had one last night. Stranger: nice for you..... Stranger: so asl? You: Roasted her nicely You: Had some brown sauce with that shit Stranger: thats freaky Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 if only you where funny subrick... if only you where funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niles Jansen The Third Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Yeah, where is funny? Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: BOOORING Stranger: PEOPLE You: I need to admit this to someone You: I've been holding it in too long Stranger: what? You: I'm a flaming homosexual You: I love throbing cock You: in my mouth You: and in and out of my ass Stranger: Wow thats great You: Thanks man. So when do you want to fuck? Stranger: honey this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us You: Yeah, sometimes I jerk off in the mirror too You: So when are we gonna fuck? Stranger: Right away You: Is this Joe? Stranger: I MUST BE EMO I WRITE SUICIDE NOTES You: Oh joe, you're crazy Stranger: yes i am Stranger: and GAY Stranger: no lesbian Stranger: I love girls You: Yeah, no lesbians Stranger: what? Your conversational partner has disconnected. That one sorta sucked. I'm gonna do a better one right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe =/ Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOL CJ, stop bullying Aero ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niles Jansen The Third Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny female? You: Yes You: I am Stranger: hey You: Just kidding, this is The Don Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozy Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: this is the police Stranger: FUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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