crunk Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) sucks to be some of these people.. http://www.fmylife.com/ Check it out and post up some quality Eg. 'Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML' Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake I ask him jokingly why he isnt wearing red. He looks at me weird and says "Oh... you didnt get my text?" FML Edited March 31, 2009 by crunk Quote
Big Bizang Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 "Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML" Bwahahahahaha. These are fucking great. Quote
Smacktalks Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I was reading through them last week, way more entertaining then working. Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML Quote
The Smackethdown Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Hahahaha everybody I knew was obsessed with this place in January. Quote
Smacktalks Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 Darth Vader: Accidentally bleached my suit, FML. Quote
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