The Smackethdown Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 ok so on Saturday, I was at this girl's house,who I've been trying to get with since December,and we are sitting on the couch flipping channels and start watching Monster-In-Law,and after about 30 minutes we start holding hands and making out.Afterwards,she drops me off at my friends house,the entire car ride was quiet. Since Saturday,she has not texted me at all,for the past like 5 months we have been texting each other everyday and all day,now she doesn't text me at all,so I'm like wtf? Quote
The Smackethdown Posted March 30, 2009 Author Posted March 30, 2009 not at all...she seemed really into the making out. Quote
jitz Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 I was scrolling down to make my reply, only to find Iain has beaten me to it. You were that mistake; time to suck it up, man up, and try to atleast make it look like you don't care. As you get older though, you can look forward to being the mistake fuck. I hope your life plays out as hilarious as it did in Superbad. EDIT - Wait, your profile says your 18, why the fuck don't you know this shit already? And why didn't you get the mistake fuck? Making out? Who the hell looks forward to holding hands and makinhg out at 18 years of age? Did you go for the tit grope or what? The tit grope leads to vagina country, which leads to the sex that ends with her feeling awkward. Maybe she won't text you because she realised you don't have the balls to fuck her. Just an idea. Quote
Aero Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 ahaha hilariously, i was scrolling down to make a reply and Jitz had beat me to it. yeah, the holding hands bit made me laugh, but my guess is she was lookin for a fuck and you didnt go for it, it happens. hell it happened me when i was 17, dickhead here was kissing away, moved to the boob after like half a fucking hour, she said "finally" so what do i do? go back to kissing her just.... why? i dunno, i wasnt even a virgin and i had a few rubbers on me, so no excuse for it. the next week she was off banging some other guy. made up for it a while back mind you but i still fucking regret it... live and learn young 1, live and learn. on a side note, i convinced a girl who has a thing for me but "doesnt really do sex until she's been seein some1 a month or 2" (told this by her friends, not her) to bang me on the 2nd nite we bumped into each other out... how? telling her i wasnt interested and to fuck off.... she spent the night.... YEY for bastardry! Quote
Big Bizang Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 That totally happened to me with this girl at uni. Once I told her to 'get the fuck off' and 'I don't give a shit' she was all over my junk. World loves a bastard. High five! Quote
Jonny Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 That totally happened to me with this girl at uni. Once I told her to 'get the fuck off' and 'I don't give a shit' she was all over my junk. World loves a bastard. High five! Well said! Best thing to do is just ignore her. Girls will pay little to no attention to you if you contact her alot and are always "available" Quote
Aero Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 do you even know what a girl looks like jonny? Quote
Jonny Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 Is that the most intelligent question you can come up with? Quote
The Smackethdown Posted March 30, 2009 Author Posted March 30, 2009 yes I'm actually 18 going on 19,but I've never been in this situation before so I'm like freaking confused,but yeah I'm just going to ignore her for a little while and move on I guess. I Luvz U tEw PhiL!1! Quote
Trips Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 yes I'm actually 18 going on 19 ...as are all 18 year olds? Quote
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