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[Niles Jansen The Third]

That's exactly what she had done. She knew he didn't like her so she apparently wanted to fuck with him.

The worst part is he found out how much of a dick he would be in that real situation. It wasn't until he talked to his dad about it that he found out she was lying too.

So now his dad thinks he's a douche baby killer, and for no reason.

[The Guest]

As long as he realises, that's half the battle.

[Aero]

i banged a fat chick once when hammered... like super fat, too fat to be unsure wether i was fucking her or just poking 1 of her sweaty rolls of fat.

anyways, turned out she was a mates cousin... i stopped hangin round with this mate for near 2 months as all my student mates had got the next installment of their loan so i spent most weekends up at uni drinkin.

couple of months pass and my mate drives past, pulls over and starts askin why i was ignoring fatty etc, she's preggers and i wasnt donig anything about it blah blah blah... 1st i heard of it, fucking shit myself til he said "oh, she didnt tell you, we thought the fat bitch was lyin... we dont like her anyways so dont be avoidin us cos u want nothing to do with the baby, thats cool with us" ahahaha legendary friends... yeah turns out she was lying to her cousin to get him to give me a kickin for running away the next day when i woke up beside her and near vomited..... it didnt work too well

[The Guest]

You are not a real man until you've fucked a proper fat chick.

[Aero]

so... im a real man? YEY me!?!?!