Niles Jansen The Third Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 In short, my friend (and I don't mean me, I actually mean my friend) knocked up some girl, she wants to have the kid, he doesn't want her too and actually doesn't even have remote interest in being around her but knows if she had the baby he'd have to throw his life in the shitter for it. She keeps telling him about how its her choice to have it or not and he is shitting his pants daily and has actually resorted to praying before he goes to sleep. Any advice on solving this problem? Quote
Heart Breaker Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Tell him to man up and take responsibility for what he did. If he didn't want a kid, he shouldn't have had sex with the girl to begin with. The fact that he's actually praying that a woman have an abortion is disturbing. The kid [and I'm actually referring to the father here] apparently only thinks about himself, which is great. Awesome. But he needs to learn that life isn't about what you want. It's about making sacrifices. If you're going to make the bed, then prepare to sleep in it. Sounds like this guy is going to be one hell of a father. :rolleyes Quote
Fozy Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 advice for a complete and utter dickhead? no. Quote
RingMaster2001 Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 The blokes a cunt. How old is he? If you are stupid enough to have unprotected sex then you get what is coming to you. I have no advice, and I hope the girl severs contact with him, I know this isn't much of him getting his just desserts, but the baby doesn't deserve to have a father like that cunt. Quote
Big Bizang Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Tell him to man up and take responsibility for what he did. If he didn't want a kid, he shouldn't have had sex with the girl to begin with. The fact that he's actually praying that a woman have an abortion is disturbing. The kid [and I'm actually referring to the father here] apparently only thinks about himself, which is great. Awesome. But he needs to learn that life isn't about what you want. It's about making sacrifices. If you're going to make the bed, then prepare to sleep in it. Sounds like this guy is going to be one hell of a father. :rolleyes Quoted for truth. Preach HB, Preach! Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted February 6, 2009 Author Posted February 6, 2009 Tell him to man up and take responsibility for what he did. If he didn't want a kid, he shouldn't have had sex with the girl to begin with. The fact that he's actually praying that a woman have an abortion is disturbing. The kid [and I'm actually referring to the father here] apparently only thinks about himself, which is great. Awesome. But he needs to learn that life isn't about what you want. It's about making sacrifices. If you're going to make the bed, then prepare to sleep in it. Sounds like this guy is going to be one hell of a father. :rolleyes lol well no, he's praying that she's not actually pregnant. They get blood tests back on saturday so he says he thinks it's not a for sure. And I mean yeah, to be asking her to get an abortion is crazy I understand - but she told him she was on the pill, and pretty much woman-raped him. I'm not trying to say unprotected sex is cool, or that babies are a 'drag' or something. I'm just saying he is 18, someone grabs your balls and tells you they're on the pill you just assume shits ok to stuff in her. I donno, maybe he is a cunt and I'm just agreeing with him because he's my friend. Quote
Fozy Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 yes because the pill works 100% of the time. Be a smart cunt and wear a condom. Quote
Big Bizang Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Belt and braces man. Pill AND a rascal wrapper. You can never be too careful when it comes to this shit. I don't want no mini-Bizangs running around cocking up the place. Quote
Thom Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 The last thing you want to be doing when you're getting all tutti-frutti in the place is putting on no damn jimmy-hat! Quote
Aero Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 it is the last thing you want to do thom, but keep in mind that the last thing you actually want is a kid, weigh that up against how much you want sex and... well i'd rather sacrifice a little pleasure to prevent a lifetime of parent hood (or paying out money at the very least) for somewhere between 1min- a few hours of sex. theres also STDs to think about. that said, tell him to punch her in the box or push her down the stairs... just make sure he rubbers up to not leave any fingerprints Quote
Big Bizang Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 What, is he going to push her down the stairs with his cock? Holy shit, manliest thing ever... Quote
jitz Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Nothing beats a good bareback session. You've just got to keep your wits about you, especially while drunk, you can't get too carried away. You know when you're onto a keeper when they ask you "Mouth, face or tits?". Quote
Aero Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 when iwas in a loving relationship, my gf did used to tell me every so often she'd get the morning after pill (even tho she was on the pill) and it does feel soo muc better, i mean, fuck the sex the nite of my bros wedding was immense, but generally thom, yes, i do. esp if ts a 1 night stand etc, i'm not a trusting person Quote
Thom Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Sounds like you're very close to your Brother and his wife... Quote
phil Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 What, is he going to push her down the stairs with his cock? Holy shit, manliest thing ever... Agreed. Quote
Aero Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 this is why every1 should do cock push-ups Quote
phil Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 What about the possiblity of CDS (Crooked Dick Syndrome) as a side effect of said cock-ups? Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted February 8, 2009 Author Posted February 8, 2009 *STUNNAR* I just noticed how long she was selling that kick to the gut from Sal. Quote
crunk Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 lmao. But dudes... this exact topic is pretty much why I was stressing the other day. I'd be in the same situation as this other bloke, thinking the same shit. I just think, at least he's got the balls to admit he's a massive cunt. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted April 10, 2009 Author Posted April 10, 2009 Just to update on this, it turns out she wasn't pregnant; making this whole discussion a bit of a waste. Quote
Smacktalks Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Did she let him think that for 2 months? I was told by an ex that she was pregnant which turned out to be a lie to see how i'd react, only lasted 3 days but it was 3 extremely stressful days. Quote
The Guest Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Good job an all that she was lying. At least she knows what a prick he is now. I don't condone women pretending they are pregnant, but when it sifts out the pricks, I can't help but laugh. Quote
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