Aero Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Hey Guys, Just before i hit the sack for an hour, thought i'd Open a topic for us 5 members to post wishes for a new year, list new years resolutions, talk about the antics they got up to last night etc. SO last night/this morning see's my 1st sex story of the year- i was at the bar, when would you believe it all 5 members of girls aloud walked in, apparently nadine was taking them for a night out in her home town of derry. i know, sounds ridiculous, but bare with me.anyways, i go for the ginger 1, she seemed like the easiest option, when i spill a drink over that blonde 1, she says she'll forgive me if i can find a real, african elephant in the next 5 mins, fortunately i saw a guy on the street, foreign, trying to seel tacky roses and suck the like out on the street so i chanced my arm and sure enough he had an elephant. i could tell straight off it was actually an indian elephant but i was running out of time so i took it. turns out none of girls aloud know their elephants and due to sheer delight of me finding an elephant in derry, they took me back to their hotel room (who'd have thought they all shared the 1 bed). it was a wild night and whilst all of them knew how to please in the sack, pepsi the asian elephant out shone all of them, so i'm meeting him again tonight. i swear thats true, i did omit a few details but the aliens etc involved just make it sound kinda far fetched when its an otherwise fully believable story. Quote
Big Bizang Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Yeah? Want to know how my 2009 started? On Monday my me and my girlfriend on 4 and a half years split up. We both recognise it as the right thing to do but we're both fucking miserable. It's technically a hiatus, you know see how we go talk soon kind of thing but let's just say I don't see it happening. As I watched the fireworks go off over Big Ben as it chimed loudly it seemed to me to be the most depressing sound I had ever heard. Fireworks have never made me want to slam my head against a wall so much (and I've seen some particularly bad fireworks). I'm still in the same shitty job and desperately trying to find a proper one to get the fuck out, now more than ever as a new year seems to me to be the best time to move away and start every aspect of my life again, like I've been trying to do since June. If anything this has made me more determined. AND WHY DOES SMACKTALKS KEEP SHOWING ME THE SAME BANNER AD FOR 'GAY EBONY DATING'!? Happy New Year's Rage! Quote
Aero Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 aww man, i went through something very similar, i'll warn you tho, think long & hard b4 u get back together if the opportunity arises, i did and it was a mistake. i'm still searchin for a better job, fuck the credit crunch. but hang in there man. also, mayb its a suggestion that your next relationship will involved a nice black cock Quote
Big Bizang Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Well apparently yeah, maybe that's where I'm going wrong. And yeah I get what you're saying. I wasn't happy for a while and in the future we'll just be apart more and more. It just makes sense for it to not happen right now. Either we'll come to think of it as a huge mistake or I won't miss her as much as I think I will. Either way we both had fucking stellar new year's eves! Ha! The plus side of this is that I got together with two friends I hadn't seen in ages for an emergency drinking session on the night and had a fucking brilliant night. Quote
Aero Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 hahaha aye, nights like that are awesome.... generally end up costing me a fortune Quote
Smacktalks Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Well I spent it with my parents down the local, as town was expensive and shite last new years eve (2007). Met a load of family friends that I hadn't seen for ages and then went round my Nana's for 12 to wish her happy new year, followed by a bunch of house parties. All in all it was a good night, hardly spent out and got a load of free drinks Quote
Twist of Fate Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Hmm. I guess I was the only loser that had to work? I spent the new years eve/first hours of new years day on patrol looking for drunk drivers. heh. what a way to celebrate. Quote
Big Bizang Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 No no I worked 9-6 on both days too. Does that count? Quote
Twist of Fate Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 i worked 4pm-2am new years eve-morning of jan 1st. but i was also responsible for call-outs until 8am on the 1st, so no celebrating for me even after work. Quote
Thom Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 I did loads of illegal DRUGS on New Years Eve, woooooh what are you gonna do Twist of Fate, mister, misteeeer police-man! Quote
crunk Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 Pics of Aero and the girls in question plz. Quote
Joe =/ Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Aero clearly cropped out the male giving him a blowjob in that picture. Quote
Aero Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 it was 1 of the aliens i excluded from the story joe!! ...and yeah, had some sort of cock, so i'd guess malien (see what i did there? male + alien = malien) Quote
phil Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Way to go. You just killed the purpose of portmanteaus. Quote
Aero Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 no, this is killing it- i hate jonny and subrick... so i guess you could say i hate jonrick. Quote
Aero Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 i know, thank god the girls aloud hotel room had a perfectly white background to clearly show every aspect of my story! Quote
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