My first time smoking crack

[CanaMatt]

This is the story of when I was 18 or 19, can't remember for sure. Its a story I haven't shared with that many people, and in full, nobody I know in real life at all. So here you go guys, maybe it'll be a bit interesting! This was copied from a very old text document.

My friend and I were drunk once night, and ended up fighting(friendly of course) and ended up down in the dirt, and my nipple ring got all fucked up. So the next day i went to my piercer to get a new one.

At this point, my car was an absolute TOTAL mess. like garbage all over, you could barely even sit down. I was sitting outside of the front of the piercing place trying to get my new nipple ring in, when I guy knocks on my window. I roll it down, and a french guy(well dressed, body didn't look deteriorated, or anything) asks me if I can spare a smoke. For some fucked up reason, I was feeling generous, and gave him one, and even asked if he wanted to sit down with me. I was feeling very lonely that day for some reason.

So he sits down, and we have a cigarette. He tells me about how he just got out of jail, and has been living with his sister,, but she kicked him out until he gets his shit straightened. He tells me his name is jonathon. He then tells me he should pay me back for that smoke, and pulls out a crack pipe. He says "A car like this, I can tell you do drugs man." I saw no way, and he tries to convince me to. I eventually got him to back off, and asked him if he wanted a ride somewhere. He then asked me if I could take him to the place he was staying. I said sure.

So we get driving. And about halfway there, he pulls out the pipe again, and says something to the effect of "come on man, I'll feel really bad for you doing this all for me, and not taking anything from me." So I finally break. I pull over and take a "little" hit of it. As soon as I took a little BAM, I just kept on inhaling. I felt utterly amazing. I was the man, this guy with me was the greatest guy on the face of this earth. I felt like I would do anything for him, and he would do anything for me.

After the initial feeling wore off, we headed off to the house. There was a guy outside doing yardwork, and Jonathon(the french guy) told me to come in and meet the people he was staying with. I came in, met Jeff, and Amy, the couple that owned the house. She made me some peach juice, and then i went out and helped with the yardwork.

The gentleman doing the yardwork was a nice guy, but I can't actually recall his name. Jeff's cousin I believe he was. So after the yardwork, i go in. Amy brings me another cup of peach juice, and we all sit around in the living room bullshitting(it was actually a very nice house too). Then, of course, the crack comes out. Jeff has this huge crack bong he let me try out, and everyone had a crack pipe. For some reason, I thought this was the ultimate life, best of all time, and these were my new best friends.

We all ran out of crack about half an hour later, so I thought "fuck, crack's pretty fucking cheap, where can I get some for us?" and spent about $200.

Then two others came in the door. A girl named |Ange" and another guy who's name I can't recall. Adam I think maybe(referred to as Adam from this point on). Adam seemed like a real prick, he just said a few words, and went upstairs. Ange seemed to like me, and came over acting very interested, talking to me and jonathon.

Then the Adam guy came back down, and introduced himself to me, yadda yadda yadda. Seemed nice enough, but i still didn't like him. The crack was all gone, and we were all a bit jonesin. In this period I made a few more runs. I can't remember exactly, but the entire day costed me about $1200, 2 hoodies, and ipod, and a car stereo worth of crack. And Adam said he had some crack, and soft cocaine that he was owed, but it was in Sylvan lake(about a half hour away). So I fucking got in the car, and drove him out there. He robbed a store on the way back, and we got back with the crack.

By this point it had gotten dark, and there was a very nice SUV in the front lot. So we go in. Jeff comes and talks to me, and tells me to go upstairs, because there's guys here that don't know me, and aren't comfortable with me standing around while they do what they do. I go in, and there is a group of the blackest of blacks I have ever seen just staring at me. So I go upstairs with Ange, and Jonathon. Jonathon then went out to try and hustle some more crack. So it was just me and ange.

it was pretty awkward, we just sat there and chit chatted, while she played sudoku. I was right drained, ready to pass out, but unable to even shut my eyes. The whole time the blacks kept poking in and looking at me, and eventually started asking if they could use my car. I kinda said no way sorta thing, and left it at that. Then they started to get a bit pushy about it, and called me cracker, and the such, and I said "Okay, just let me grab Jonathon frist, then you can borrow it".

So I go out to the car, and adam jumps in with me(I didn't want that but whatever), and he makes me stop. He runs in and robs another store, and then we find Jonathon. We talk to him for a second, and then all agree to meet up back at the house. I drove him back, and said I would be in in a second, and just flew home. And then just went downstairs and laid in bed wide awake all night, shivering and crying to myself.

Looking back i think Adam's name might actually have been Ryan, but I'm not totally sure.

[Aero]

its better than my story!

i was at the bar, heading out the door with a group of "kind of" mates (you know, the 1s you never arrange to meet up with but if ur both out you'll hang out for a bit) they're headed to the old market yard to sit out and smoke because it was such a warm, awesome summer night, they invite me, i go, 1 of their friends who i never met before announces how any time she smokes she ends up with ppl called dave, i think great, i'm dave, smoke this.... she also smoked my pole that night... good times!

[Spectre]

You ever get pinned for driving the "getaway car" in 2 robberies?

[phil]

Nipple rings, a French guy and crack pipes? Whomp, whomp, whomp.

Edited September 10, 2008 by phil

[Heart Breaker]

Incredible story, Matt. I read every single word. Very amazing what you went through that night. I can only imagine what kind of impact that had on you. One of the most interesting stories I've ever heard... Wow. Nothing much more to say. Just wow.

[Thom]

Pics or shens!

[CanaMatt]

um, well... even if i DID have a camera with me(which I didn't) it surely would have been either sold or stolen that day.

[CS]

Better than any story I have, most interesting drug experience I have is smoked salvia and lived as a tree for what felt like a year and that stuff isn't even illegal.

[LiLFLiP]

I bet the liquid was semen

[jitz]

I can't understand if this is a pitch for a third Harold and Kumar movie, or a synopsis of an extended episode of COPS. Either way...

Looking back i think Adam's name might actually have been Ryan, but I'm not totally sure.

lmfao

[CanaMatt]

I just checked into it and his name was actually Cory. I am retarded.

[phil]

I just checked into it and his name was actually Cory. I am retarded.

[Fozy]

argh, stop it phil.

[phil]

Listen to Penn Jillette, Iain.

[CanaMatt]

wtf is your problem here phil

[phil]

Oh nothing, Matt. Nothing at all.