Wiki yourself.

[Jonny]

Boredom is at large, gentlemen.

A fucking american soccer goal keeper. -_-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Walker

[Aero]

also a whiskey, and crab - jonny side walkers

[Jonny]

I've never heard of the crab reference before...

[Aero]

i think its something my bro heard from a movie... or made up

[Big Bizang]

A quick google of my name reveals I am a famous chellist in Canada. Huh.

[Aero]

i got - david neill

[Fozy]

I google my name and get pictures of myself. I hate it.

[Subrick]

After typing in my name, Google says that I'm a racquetball player and comic book retailer.

[phil]

According to Google, I do Royalty Accounting / Financial Analysis in the greater New York City area OR I'm a lawyer. As awesome as those positions sound, I find them to be utter bullshit for the following reason: I'm not a Jew.

[Subrick]

Hey, look on the bright side, at least it didn't say you run a TV station.

[Fozy]

[RingMaster2001]

I type my name in google and get me. I guess this is what Mel Gibson feels like.

[Nemo]

Did you mean: salvatore valente

fuck you, google.

[Chillalex]

I googled myself and got second result being my illustration portfolio, not bad. same with image search.

first result is some dorks bebo site and hes 18, fuck that. Unless its an alternate me!

Someone set up an alex wiki explaining how bad ass I am.

[bigpoppn]

A normal google search got me nothing.

However an image search got me three things :

I'm not a fisherman

I did not get arrested

And I most certainly did not make this

[Subrick]

Although it would'e been awesome if you did.

[bigpoppn]

Oh please, the first pic looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys who went fishing.

[Chillalex]

lolphotoshop