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I think we crossed a line by ignoring his birthday, but that's just the softie side speaking.

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I'm way cooler than you gymfags. I smoke so much I can't even run 500 meters without collapsing grasping my chest, and I am nearly too hung over every day to even get myself to work, let alone the gym. On weekends I drink as well as take pills before bed and never end up in any condition to do anything. I eat fucking burgers and shit all the time, and my back is so fucked up(presumably from webcam swantons off of bookshelves to pavement in my younger days) that even if I WAS in condition to do anything I would in all likelyhood not even be able to before I crippled myself. Sometimes I can't even get out of bed because of it. So fuck that shit.

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I'm way cooler than you gymfags. I smoke so much I can't even run 500 meters without collapsing grasping my chest, and I am nearly too hung over every day to even get myself to work, let alone the gym. On weekends I drink as well as take pills before bed and never end up in any condition to do anything. I eat fucking burgers and shit all the time, and my back is so fucked up(presumably from webcam swantons off of bookshelves to pavement in my younger days) that even if I WAS in condition to do anything I would in all likelyhood not even be able to before I crippled myself. Sometimes I can't even get out of bed because of it. So fuck that shit.

If you swap pills for doobie, we are practically the same person.

Only thing is, yours is karma for running down too many old women and being a shit mountie.

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I'm way cooler than you gymfags.

This coming from a Mountie. Mounties are never cooler than anyone else. The only company they can associate with are street magicians and Uwe Boll.

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His movies are shit and the fact that when he made an appearance on Red Eye, a show on Fox News, the host practically sucked his dick throughout the entire interview.

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Then the interview should be censored or banned from tv.

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