In The US of A For The Next Two Weeks

[jitz]

Ok it's finally come around, I'm flying out tomorrow morning at 6am to Sydney, killing some time there before I board a plane destined for San Francisco, then straight onto Orlando, Florida. Yep a lot of flying.

So you can keep track of me...

Orlando - 14th - 21st

Los Angeles - 21st - 26th

Las Vegas - 26th - 28th

San Francisco - 28th - 30th

Send all your fairwell wishes to +61409830635, be sure to put any country exit codes in there before my number...yes that is my real number.

It's an itinerary full of roller coasters, alcohol and Billy Idol. Oh and a helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon for the girlfriend, and a night tour of Alcatraz for yours truly. All Americans and Canadians on board are required to come party with me, I don't care how big the bloody continent is. Hit me up on the mobile...or cell, I should get used to that so I dont get funny looks for two weeks.

Unlike losers who have come before me, no I will not try to seek out an internet cafe to make a post on SmackTalks. Sorry guys, you're all losers, well except a very select few...very select. So yeah no posts from me till I get back, fucking call me and I'll tell you what's like to have sex with Minnie Mouse though. It's my holiday goal.

[Spectre]

Hope you have a good time, try not to blow all your money at Vegas, which Casino are you staying at, or are you stay off the strip?

[The Don]

Vegas is at the top of the list of places I want to go, have fun Jitz. However if I were in Vegas I'd spend the whole time at the Bellagio playing poker.

[phil]

Orlando's a good place but it's crawling with Cubans, so take a translator Jitz.

[Fozy]

Awesome, I'll phone you when I'm pissed, and I hope you will be drunk too. I wanna hear a drunk aussie shagging minnie mouse.

[CanaMatt]

CHRIS LIED HE WAS ONLINE TODAY.

[jitz]

Nice to know the baord still hasn't picked up, Matt posted two weeks ago and it's still on the first page.

Matt I wasn't online, I don't know what you're talking about. I used a computer twice my entire trip. Once to put pics up on facebook, and the other to do something I can't remember.

I was a fun trip. Stayed at The Luxor in Vegas (the pyramid shaped one with the huge light coming out of it). It was unreal, saw a Vega show called Fantasy there, yeah a booby show. It was great. Also ate the best steak of my life there at the flash restaurant called Company, nice place.

EDIT - Oh and winner of best roller coaster goes to X2, at Six Flags Magic Mountain. It's completely incomprehendible.

EDIT AGAIN - If anyone saw Billy Idol's performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (unlikely I know), I am clearly visible for about 3 seconds at the start of Rebel Yell.

[CanaMatt]

I meant on facebook. I seriously did.

[Smacktalks]

http://smacktalks.org/video/mediaplayer.swf'width='400'height='300'allowscriptaccess='always'allowfullscreen='true'flashvars='height=300&width=400&file=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ1HQYLWPSQ&linkfromdisplay=true'/>

I doubt you'll even be able to find yourself the quality's so bad.

I'm looking forward to going next year, planning on going in December. Only 17 months to go..

[jitz]

Pause it at 5:07, there's a guy in a green t shirt kinda to the right of centre, I'm the guy on his left (that's the right looking at your screen). I'm wearing the black t shirt, fair amount of hair, starting to rock it to Billy Idol. Oh and you can kinda see Nicole infront of me, she's short.

[RingMaster2001]

You bastard, I've always wanted to see Billy Idol.

[jitz]

He's really, really, really old. He just looks completely thrashed. The TV was kind to him, in person he can't hide his wrinkles. I still love him though.