The Smackethdown Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 So my senior prom is coming up in a couple of months and I'm thinking of "going all out" but I have no clue about what the hell am I going to do...any ideas? Quote
The Don Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Plan on having sex, get drunk, hurl on your date, go home, find porn. Quote
Spectre Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 Remembering the Good times Don, or is that what happens on your weekends? Quote
jitz Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 Clearly he's using his imagination, he's never had a date in his life. Quote
The Don Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 Hey now... I don't hurl no matter how much I drink. Quote
jitz Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 When you build up the courage to drink anything harsher than Coca Cola, get back to us. Quote
The Smackethdown Posted April 2, 2008 Author Posted April 2, 2008 she's way to innocent to fuck,I'd feel so wrong lol Quote
CanaMatt Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 unless she's a kitten, or under 12 years old, no she's not anywhere near too innocent to fuck. Quote
The Smackethdown Posted April 2, 2008 Author Posted April 2, 2008 unless she's a kitten, or under 12 years old, no she's not anywhere near too innocent to fuck. she's in 9th grade,I'm in 12th. Quote
CS Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 Well thats not too bad, it's not like your 18 and she's only 14. Quote
The Don Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 It's times like this I wish Cj had a few words of wisdom. Quote
The Smackethdown Posted April 2, 2008 Author Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) Well thats not too bad, it's not like your 18 and she's only 14. no, I'm 17 she's like 14 or 15. Edited April 2, 2008 by The Coolest Quote
Aero Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 yeah, thats fine then. 2 innocent to fuck... thats the gayest thing i've read on here in a while Quote
The Smackethdown Posted April 2, 2008 Author Posted April 2, 2008 fine then,let me reword it,I want more out of the relationship rather than just fucking her and then it's over,she's more special than that. Quote
The Smackethdown Posted April 2, 2008 Author Posted April 2, 2008 well I won't see her the same way anymore I guess but who knows I might have sex with her in the heat of the moment. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 (edited) It's times like this I wish Cj had a few words of wisdom. As I have said in the past ; if she is old enough to pee, she is old enough for me. With that being said, I say you tear the little lady a new hole. And remember, cover her mouth, because if she says 'no' it's rape. well I won't see her the same way anymore I guess but who knows I might have sex with her in the heat of the moment. Erm.. first timer? Edited April 3, 2008 by THErapist Quote
jitz Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 Yes this topic is gay, honestly, you might see her differently? What is that? That's gay. She's 14, she's old enough to atleast try to get into bed. I'm leaving this topic out of sheer frustration. Quote
Chillalex Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 well I won't see her the same way anymore I guess but who knows I might have sex with her in the heat of the moment. lol great post Quote
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