CS Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 So it was my step-brothers wedding last weekend and I ended up being the second best man guy that just stands there and looks like an idiot. About 2 minutes into the ceremony I notice this girl and she's just fucking gorgeous she notices me looking at her and looks at me in a suspicious sort of way so I give a little smirk to test the waters and get a smile back and I almost died right there. Ceremony ends and we go down for dinner and I finally get a chance to say something to her when she was getting food and find out her name's Ashley. Rest of the night goes great, she's an unbelievable dancer and near the end of it were playing pool and not knowing when I'll have a chance again ask her if she wants to go out sometime during spring break. She says yeah and gives me her number and kisses me on the cheek before leaving with her parents but there's just one problem. I'm fucking broke. I got fired from the telemarketer job about three weeks ago and am completely out of money. So what I need is help on what we could do that would be almost cost free but keep in mind this is Winnipeg and going to be to cold to stay outside more than 10 minutes. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Just walk around a park or some gay shit. She wants your cock, she doesn't care where or how she gets it. Quote
The Don Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Why was I expecting something much better from someone named THErapist? -10 Bizangs Quote
CS Posted March 28, 2008 Author Posted March 28, 2008 You obviously have never been to Winnipeg, the only park near where I live is Assinaboine Park and it's filled with Natives that hide in the bushes and jump you when your not looking, seriously I'm not even lying. Last week some old guy got the shit kicked out of him and stabbed in the gut, fuckers barely alive. The only thing I can really think of would be Thursday night when my parents go to play darts with their friends, thinking maybe I can get her to come over right after they leave for a quick dip in the hot tub and then make some popcorn and pull out the old hyda-bed and watch a movie downstairs and have her out of here before they get back but considering how that worked out last time I tried it maybe not. Who knows though, could make an entertaining story to tell. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Rape her in a taxi- then leave the bitch to pay the toll. I donno Don, I think it worked rather well. Quote
jitz Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 The Don isn't allowed to hand out, or take away Bizangs, come on I asked every to ask themselves "would Jitz be ok with me doing this?". The answer for The Don should have been very straightforward - no. So -3 Bizangs to The Don for trying to fuck up the Bizang system. As for the topic, this is stupid. Clearly you need to invite her around for a night of Super Smash Bro's Brawl. Quote
Aero Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 I ended up being the second best man guy that just stands there and looks like an idiot. groomsman, pfft "2nd best man" stop tryin to make it sound better than it is. u have ur best man, ur ushers and ur bridesmaids. if there are too many bridesmaids, they then get random ppl who they call groomsmen to just stand there to "make up the numbers" as apparently there is nothing worse than haveing an uneven mix of men and women in the bridal party or something. this proves why weddings are stupid, however, uhooking up, shows how accurate wedding crashers was. i'm bored of this fairly pointless rant! Quote
Chillalex Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Im going to just throw out a few (Y+O)'s your way, aero, and hopefully you'll see fit to use them wisely. Quote
Niles Jansen The Third Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 (edited) I ended up being the second best man guy that just stands there and looks like an idiot. groomsman, pfft "2nd best man" stop tryin to make it sound better than it is. u have ur best man, ur ushers and ur bridesmaids. if there are too many bridesmaids, they then get random ppl who they call groomsmen to just stand there to "make up the numbers" as apparently there is nothing worse than haveing an uneven mix of men and women in the bridal party or something. this proves why weddings are stupid, however, uhooking up, shows how accurate wedding crashers was. i'm bored of this fairly pointless rant! Edited March 31, 2008 by THErapist Quote
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