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so i was watchin family guy when boredom set in, i noticed an empty mountain dew bottle that a friend left on the floor, and i decided to light in on fire, so i got some of that canned air for cleaning key boards and turned it upside down and sprayed it in the bottle, then i took my lighter and lit the fumes on fire, it was pretty sweet, it didnt burst into flames like i thought, it was more like a candle until i squeezed the bottle resulting in it resembling a flamethrower and me having singed eyebrows, so although it was fun, i now look retarded, and in case you couldnt tell, im a pyro

*dont try this at home kids*(unless your bored, then have at it, just aim the bottle away from your face)

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Next time you get a boner, put a cashew on your helmet and sling shot that shit into your mouth. It's quite amazing.

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i'd barely even call it a story.

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ffs, thats what jitz said, only he said it alot FUNNIER than u... i then posted something which essentially made it less funny.. u killed it!

+10 Bizangs to Jitz

- 10 bizangs to you

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... - 5 bizangs to me :(

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Fuck you guys for not even trying the nut thing.

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To the creater of this thread. Please apply an Icyhot patch on your gooch and never return.

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eh, it was funny to me n my friends, i guess u had to be there

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or u just told it really badly

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I'm with Alex.

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Yes Subrick. So apparently you know what a shit topic is. Does that mean you post them on purpose??

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