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Dr Thom

I understand you are quite knowledgable with womenfolk.

With this is mind I ask you this:

Why is mine a total spastic?

Had to get up today at 8 so I set my ipod to come on through speakers at that time. Flawless method, works every time. So this morning when she gets up at 5 I notice her fiddling with the speakers and alarms. Next thing I know its 11am, I've missed a meeting and I'm generally put in the shit.

Any reason behind her actions or is she just retarded?

Yours faithfully

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secondary instinct being a distinct lack of spatial awareness? Fuck, apparently that third dimension is really hard.

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She just sounds bat-shit insane. Either she's got it in for you, or you have an older-generation iPod, with the chrome back. She might have just been entranced by the shiny surface. A lot of girls are prone to that.

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Buy her a mirror with a shiny rim, she will never touch your stuff again.

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no, she will, thats just what they do, if you have to buy her anything, buy her a slap.

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