Girl Help

[Aero]

so, she's a slut for turning you down? hmm... i dunno why she wasnt interested, you clearly show alot of maturity.

[bigpoppn]

MAYBE it's because he didn't have the right moves?

Ah, what do I know.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Take advice from THErapist.

Your best bet woul be to sneak around her house, take nude pics of her that are very embarrassing, wack your ham to it acouple of times, then blackmail her with sex.

It's the best way to go now that everyone at school will be laughing at you anyways.

[Aero]

its true. it may also help to make a few secret copies for atfer the blackmail, you may need it for the long lonly nights.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Oh yes, that's key.

So anyone been chirping you yet on how she slapped you in public and called you a faggot?

[RingMaster2001]

Alright alright I lied she blew me off so there :>

*evil laugh*

[CS]

Don't forget that for the rest of the Xmas party he probably sat in the corner sulking.

[The Don]

*curled up in fetal position sucking his thumb.

[Jhardy_jr]

Well she just left but then I called her a slut whent back told me to tell her what I said and I said slut but then she just left

Bullshit on that too...you barely had enough balls to ask her out and now your trying to tell us that after she turned your ass down you called her a slut ?

You probably started crying and then proceeded to do exactly as CS and Don said you did.

[Nemo]

i asked this girl out and she was like "EW, NO WAY, FAG!" so i slapped her so hard she got cancer and died in front of everyone. after that, i rolled her dead body over on her stomach, tore her shirt, and spraypainted sAl on her back. everyone was laughing. what a dumb bitch.

pwnt.

also, this thread sucks.

[CS]

That sounds like something you'd read on a "Best Chuck Norris Jokes" site, only better. I'd give you Bizangs for that but I doubt I'm allowed to.

[The Don]

i asked this girl out and she was like "EW, NO WAY, FAG!" so i slapped her so hard she got cancer and died in front of everyone. after that, i rolled her dead body over on her stomach, tore her shirt, and spraypainted sAl on her back. everyone was laughing. what a dumb bitch.

pwnt.

also, this thread sucks.

You didn't fuck her brains out?

[Nemo]

i saved that for the funeral.

[The Don]

Okay then +7 Bizangs.

[Niles Jansen The Third]

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad fo' you son...

[The Don]

+5 Bizangs to Cj

[Nemo]

a bar graph representation a rap song. amazing.

id give you bizangs if the value didnt drop due to extreme inflation.

[jitz]

So the graph also works for the American economy, cool.

[Nemo]

if you read my post, you'll see that it doesnt.

nice try though.

[RingMaster2001]

Yes, inflation is getting too high of the Bizangs. They need to be drastically reduced in giving out this week to avoid a crash in the market due to hyperinflation.

[Chillalex]

a bar graph representation a rap song. amazing.

id give you bizangs if the value didnt drop due to extreme inflation.

http://jamphat.com/rap/

[Nemo]

james mitchell was about to set abyss on fire!

also, that site is fucking excellent.

[FlashYorkHunt]

Destroyer isn't asking us for advice on how to pull 13 year olds. We could get arrested for that, so leave, leave now.

BUMP

umm just to let you know i can pull in a 13 almost 14 year old girl because i just did

[Niles Jansen The Third]

Ew.

[CS]

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