Girl Help

[The Crow]

Well I'm trying to ask out this girl(More especific my best friends sister)who is one year older than me and is very hot,but every time that I get near her I kind of get nervous and back off.So can I get some tips

[RingMaster2001]

Girls go for older blokes, because let's face it, when we are teenagers they are more mature. You have no chance and should learn to accept it while she goes out with someone at College 2 years older than herself.

[The Crow]

Uh dude she is verly 13

[Subrick]

Well, sometimes the man being younger that the woman thing works. My grandfather is 2 years younger that my grandmother and they've been married for 60 years. So, try going for her. If she likes you, hooray. If not, her loss.

[RingMaster2001]

You are 12? In which case, you are too young to post here, get off before I phone the police and your ISP gets in contact with your parents. NOW.

[The Crow]

Us so is D3stroy3r

[RingMaster2001]

Destroyer isn't asking us for advice on how to pull 13 year olds. We could get arrested for that, so leave, leave now.

[The Crow]

And how the fuck are you going to get arrested

[RingMaster2001]

For giving you advice on how to pull 13 year olds, let alone allowing you to post obscenities on a global message board. Oh my wife. The shame.

[bigpoppn]

This reminds me of myself, but then the older version.

I know, ONE year.But then again, my birthday is coming up, so let's say two years.

[The Crow]

For giving you advice on how to pull 13 year olds, let alone allowing you to post obscenities on a global message board. Oh my wife. The shame.

I dont know what the fuck you just said

[bigpoppn]

The benefits of being older than 12....

Seriously, it's clearly stated.

It's not written in the takersfan-style, so you're able to read it.

[The Crow]

Okay i just understood the 12 year old part

[RingMaster2001]

STOP POSTING!!!! I'm barricading myself into the house as we speak and burning my passport so they cannot be sure it is me when they come. Mark my words, I shall have revenge.

[The Crow]

Emo!Lol

[takersfan]

Shut up mr. im 2 years older than Y2J so u try to act mature

Yup thats you whore

Edited December 21, 2007 by takersfan

[The Crow]

Who me?

[RingMaster2001]

Don't worry I'll translate. You are Y2J, therefore he is talking to Poppn. It's all quite simple really.

[The Crow]

Oh its that Takersfans grammar is so prehistoric he is talkin like me mad or me hungry

[RingMaster2001]

Me mad or me hungry? Have you just come out of a Lilt advert?

[CS]

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday.

[Aero]

women are crazy, they are generally best left alone. also, you are 12, no good can come of a relationship at this age, what exactly can you do for dates etc? my advice** is either -

1. just imagine her doing whatever floats your boat and pull your bar over it

2. try to catch her in the buff and use it for the same purposes as point 1. (please note, this option is risky and could harn your friendship with your mate)

** this advice is only aimed at Y2JRulez and those of a similar age group, Smacktalks.org does not endorse any grooming/sexual references/chatting up of any underaged girl.

[CS]

Unless your Thom, then it's ok.

[The Don]

*Scoot

[Nemo]

a thread about pulling young girls and no reply from scoot?

mega disappointment.