Your current self.

[jitz]

I liked it when this topic was "Laugh at Johnny and his rag tag group of clowns, complete with it's own gender confused dwarf". Bizang ruined everything.

I love Aero's action dancing shot. It looks like the epitome of a 'grab-a-granny' night. We all know you scored with ol' silver hair (possibly your grandmother). Scary thing though is a can hear a room full of Irish accents from hear simply by looking at the photo, it's hell on earth, in what looks to be someone's living room. Did you by chance unlock the gates of hell by kissing one of them? ....or worse?

I actually have had recent photos taken of me, but I don't have them, they live on other people's (females) phones and cameras. I like to think they look at them when they get themselves off. I will try to get a hold of a couple so we can all laugh at my ridiculous...Australian accent? It is quite funny.

[Aero]

the pic was taken in a pretty big hall, the limavady accent really isnt that bad (altho the derry accent is creeping in there with all the teens, it really would make you cringe) and no, im afraid no old ladies where kissed by me that night. there was one girl (aged 27) who got very drunk and ran off crying because i didn't kiss her when we where dancing... but we where dancing to some stupid shit like YMCA i'm sure and her mother was there (the one reaching for me bits)... oh, also, she's annoying lol. i have a pic of her somewhere from that night and i've done better anyways. will post it when i find it

EDIT - found her, she's looking pretty drunk by this stage... also, thats me in the stupid red hat!

[Fozy]

You didn't bang her? WHUT.

[Aero]

her ass is huge, and not in a good way. also, i've seen her day to day, she clearly puts on alot of slap when she's out, not something worth waking up to.... i'm saying all this now, but if she's that interested in me, im sure it'll happen at some stage... instant regret afterwards tho i'm sure

[Jonny]

I wouldn't even hit that with a stick.

[Big Bizang]

Yeah but you like Japan obsessed shitty emo band lead singer inpersonators. And we come full cirlce. Does that earn me back some of the bizangs I lost from my back on topic post Jitz?

[Jonny]

You're an idiot. That earns you fuck all.

You should be deducted whatever "bizangs' you have left for that sig.

[Big Bizang]

I know 4chan doesn't pay you because they don't have any money so why do you keep pimping their site?

[Nemo]

its a close tie between 4chan, the riaa and the mpaa for the title of worst thing to ever happen to the internet.

seriously, 4chan is horrible.

[Aero]

forget 4chan, its more like 4bizangs to BB.

jonny, im not being funny, she's hardly the best looking chick in the world, but i'd deem her a 2 or 3 pinter, seriously. if you're basing it solely on that picture and ruling her out, i would question your sexuality. nobody will out and out say she's the hottest girl in the world, but if your single, out, had a few and she approached, most would consider saying yes.

....would a pic of her bending over flashing a bit of boob help?... i'm guessing no judging by your taste in "wo"man

[Jonny]

Whatever, aero. This isn't a judge your girlfriend thread. Anyway, she's a model.

You may prefer the long haired blondes with the iq of a plant, fair enough.

I'm not going to carry this argument on longer as it's boring me.

As for the 4chan thing. I hotlinked a picture from 4chan ages ago, but they don't accept image leaching and I can't be bothered to change my sig.

Now get back to the topic.

Edited December 19, 2007 by Jonny

[Aero]

she's not a model, she's a fairly smart girl but her voice is annoying mister judegemental.

but if we're getting back on topic, i'm shocked that thom posted in here yet there is still no pictures from him

[Jonny]

You talking about your girl?

I'm shocked too, he's usualy all over these threads.

[Nemo]

...

You may prefer the long haired blondes with the iq of a plant, fair enough...

the whole sexy women are dumbasses thing is a stereotype created by losers to justify their low standards. proof:

the girl we knew as the bangin winnie cooper is still bangin and has her own math book.

http://www.jonholato.com/wp-content/upload...black-dress.jpg

her name is dorota rabczewska and she has an iq of 156

i only remember natalie portman from star wars episode 3. regardless, shes gorgeous and her iq is 154

theres plenty more. hell theres even sexy video game devs. so stop spewing your crap about how you settle for average or below average looking women because the hot women (or ones you cant pull) are stupid.

[Jonny]

Wtf are you on about? That's your preference, you can't say I have "average or below average" tastes in women.

Anyway, I was talking to Aero, so don't try to jump in as if I was talking to you. Dick.

For the record, I wouldn't be bangin' winnie cooper any time, as she seems to have a bad case of the mumps. Check the fat, lumpy face.

Also, since when did I even insinuate that all sexy women had a low IQ? Never. So shut up.

Edited December 19, 2007 by Jonny

[CS]

Hey Jonny, did you ever find out which robot gave your girlfriend herpes?

[Thom]

You'll be hearing from my lawyers CS...

Seeing as you were all so desperate, here's the most recent picture of myself. I took it myself, because I'm not kool enough to go "out" with "friends" or whatever you guys do.

[Nemo]

@ jonny

i forgot you were gay, so its alright if you dont find winnie attractive (as no homosexual would). no harm, no foul there. however, you said "long haired blondes" have the iqs of "plants". well, meet amber macarthur:

Amber MacArthur's background within the tech sector -- she has worked for Microsoft and Razorfish, among others -- has resulted in the kind of credibility many of her contemporaries would kill for, and it's hard to imagine a more ideal candidate for our hottest women in tech list. Although she got her start as a reporter on Canada's CBC, Amber first came to our attention during her stint as the cohost of G4TechTV Canada's Call for Help. Amber also played a substantial role on the network's other shows, including Gadgets and Gizmos and Torrent, and became known for a weekly vidcast called "commandN." Amber can currently be seen on Toronto's CityTV news broadcast, where she functions as the station's new-media specialist. At any rate, Amber can't help but come off as that rare beauty who's as smart as she is attractive.

you lose, emotard.

[CS]

You'll be hearing from my lawyers CS...

I waited patently and it never came, some one had to say it.

[Jonny]

@ jonny

i forgot you were gay, so its alright if you dont find winnie attractive (as no homosexual would). no harm, no foul there. however, you said "long haired blondes" have the iqs of "plants". well, meet amber macarthur:

Amber MacArthur's background within the tech sector -- she has worked for Microsoft and Razorfish, among others -- has resulted in the kind of credibility many of her contemporaries would kill for, and it's hard to imagine a more ideal candidate for our hottest women in tech list. Although she got her start as a reporter on Canada's CBC, Amber first came to our attention during her stint as the cohost of G4TechTV Canada's Call for Help. Amber also played a substantial role on the network's other shows, including Gadgets and Gizmos and Torrent, and became known for a weekly vidcast called "commandN." Amber can currently be seen on Toronto's CityTV news broadcast, where she functions as the station's new-media specialist. At any rate, Amber can't help but come off as that rare beauty who's as smart as she is attractive.

you lose, emotard.

OMG, it was just a figure of speach. You look into things too much.

[Jhardy_jr]

most recent one of me out on the town for a night with the girl

[Nemo]

it's not a figure of speech, it's a stereotype.

way to be prejudice there, mr queer emo douchebigot.

[jitz]

Dont worry guys, I'm going to sort this all out!

Firstly Thom...

Been out reaving any souls lately Thom? Oh yeah not only the thrown over scarf matches you to the suspect, but the pasty skin is a dead give away. 1999 Thom, that's when the game was released, the 'fashion' was a stretch then. 8 years have past, if a blue demon from the depths of the underworld that steals people's souls and battles a blood sucking vampire who conquered Nosgoth and horde of demons from another dimension, through time, can't make it cool - you sure as hell can't either.

Second, Johnny...

You made a comment on how everyone should stop judging your girlfriend, but them you go and stereotype a heap of beautiful intelligent girls into the same category as your dwarf man-beast friend. Yes, I'm cruel! I don't care, the truth hurts! You're a hypocrite. You said your hypocritic piece, Sal proved you wrong, don't get bitchy about it. You were proved the loser, don't try to turn things around and make him look like an idiot, we all see what's happening and it makes you look more the fool. So just shut it. Oh and don't try a whole "I'll say what I want to say, it's a free world" bullshit. If you were thinking that, my reply is fuck off you loser, you'll regret your fashion decisions in five years. How will you explain you're ridiculously tight jeans, black hair, shit music and ridiculous looking (as much as you though) girlfriend to your kids (god forbid). Burn the photo albums perhaps? You're a fad that's long outlived it's welcome. Please go the way of marbles, pogs, stringy shoelaces, and t shirts that change colour depending on the temperature...but once washed stay brown...

Thirdly, +5 Bizangs to my mate Big Bizang. See that...I called you mate, we just had a true blue Aussie moment there man. Drunk men would hug right now. I'll leave it at a gentle nod for now.

Done! That easy people.

[Jonny]

You're calling loose fit jeans tight and a very wide musical taste from Vivaldi to Daft Punk shit?

[CanaMatt]

how utterly perceptive.