Anyone ever been summoned for jury duty?

[CanaMatt]

I just got a thing in the mail telling me I MUST attend a trial, and sit on the jury. I am to prepare myself for a multi day trial, that means no contact with the outside world, and an armed escort guarding my hotel room door so nobody can come in, and I cannot get out... sounds interesting, but it may be boring... anyone ever had this experience??

[jitz]

Just do what everyone else does Matt, make a decision based on the person's nationality.

Hill is fucked in every country around the world, not only do the rest of the world dislike filthy Indians, but his homeland hates him for failing his Indian heritage by not getting into med school and not becoming a taxi driver.

Guilty!

[The Don]

I'd suggest watching the Pauly Shore classic "Jury Duty" to prepare yourself for this very serious civil duty.

[Nemo]

i just throw the letter away. fuck jury duty.

[The Don]

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Five bucks if you do that.

[Nemo]

id do it if blacks were still afraid of making eye-contact with whites.

seriously, thats just begging to get shot.

[The Don]

I don't know... it's pretty ballsy to shoot a juror in a court room.

[Nemo]

yeah, because they cant wait by your car or follow you home.

[The Don]

Make sure they're found guilty....

[Nemo]

im not talking about the accused. im talking about the friends of the accused.

[The Don]

Fuck them niggas.

[Fozy]

You probably won't even be selected.

[Smacktalks]

I did it 2 years ago, it was pretty boring for the most part. I was called up for 2 weeks, but I only spent 1 week doing it as the trial I was on only lasted 2 days. The other half of the time was spent in an open room watching tv, reading magazines, etc.

The trial was pretty funny, it volved a burgalry, a man with no shoes and a pair of socks on his hands hiding in a nearby garden.. Apparently he went to get his pregnant girlfriend some paracetamol from a 24 hour chemist at 3am in the morning.

Guilty as charged!

[bigpoppn]

I'd go with Don's idea.

Ten bucks if you'd do that.

[Legendeath]

I'd go with Don's idea.

Ten bucks if you'd do that.

10 dollars? Honestly. If someone got that on youtube or something he'd be in the news.

[CS]

And probably the obituaries.

[bigpoppn]

Still, I'd lol untill I drop.