I Hate Toys R Us.

[The Don]

So I gotta call earlier from my sister in law that the dog chewed up my oldest niece's baby doll, and it'd be the end of the world if she found out, we all had that one thing when we were growing up that if anything happened to it the world would end.

Anyways my mom and I ran to Toys R Us to find a replacement then my sister in law was going to work on it tonight so my niece would never know. THEY HAD ONE GODDAMN LANE OPEN! WHAT THE FUCK?! And naturally in that lane were five moms power shopping. One person working one lane for an entire goddamn store! After a good ten minutes I finally went up to the manager and asked if they were going to open another line "Umm... lane seven is open, just wait in line." I calmly explained to him we had one damn doll and just needed to pay for it so we could leave. 'Well you know buddy this isn't the only store around here." he says with an attitude so I said he was right and threw the damn doll at him. What the fuck is the deal with stores? No wonder TRU stores are going under.

The sick part is because the manger was a douhe bag we spent another 3 hours goring from store to store to hand the damn doll. But I'd rather blow two hours than give TRU a single dollar after the way the manager acted. The worst part was there were atleast 7 other employees walking around doin jack shit.

/rant

[CS]

Was I the only one hoping destroyer made this topic before I noticed who made the topic?

[FlashYorkHunt]

YES I THINK U WERE

[Subrick]

Shut up.

Oh, and Don, if you think that the store was filled when you went there, just wait till Friday. You won't be able to get into any store because it will be filled with the power moms buying everything in the store for no reason.

[Aero]

Was I the only one hoping destroyer made this topic before I noticed who made the topic?

no, the title itself he;d too much structure for it to be one of his posts.

[Nemo]

i went to toys r us today, bought 2 wii games and got 1 free.

so yeah, suck it.

[The Crow]

Wow sorry that happend Don but you should have trown the doll then kick him in the shin an run now thats evil :evil

[The Don]

Oh, and Don, if you think that the store was filled when you went there, just wait till Friday. You won't be able to get into any store because it will be filled with the power moms buying everything in the store for no reason.

I wasn't bitching about it being full, not couning us there were maybe 7 shoppers, I'm bitching that they only had one lane open and that the manager is an asshole.

[The Crow]

I still say you should have kicked him in the shin :evil

[Nemo]

so he could go to jail for assault and be cornholed by a bunch of black guys?

yeah don, kick em in the shin next time.

[The Crow]

Yep all part of my Evil Plan :evil

[Subrick]

What is your evil plan?

[tokidoim]

Wow...what a dick that guy was. The last thing a manager should be doing is inviting his patrons to shop elsewhere. I'm sure the corporate offices would like to know about that.

But what I'm really replying for is my amazement at how the hierarchy of this place changes. We've got people saying that Don can use sentence structure...Subrick is bashing n00bs...Sal is...well, Sal's the same. It all amuses me

nosig

[Subrick]

And you're still the same, Toki. Except you don't make cards anymore. Instead you give half eaten cake.