The trilogy is now complete..

[Smacktalks]

Paris Hilton has released the third video in her Sex Tape trilogy, although i'm guessing it wont be last..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showb...ticle477215.ece

[The Don]

I didn't know there was a second one... the first one sucked to begin with. No pun intended.

[Aero]

the 2nd one was worse, this looks to be worse again... if there is a forth, my guess is it'll be of her sleeping... in clothes.

[jitz]

Fuck everything comes full circle. This is The Matrix Trilogy all over again.

The first one comes out and blows the world away, has everyone talking about it. The eye candy was put front and center, but it struggles to hide a somewhat incohesive plot, but there's enough there for people to go home happy.

The second one over complicates what was already given in the first. The narrative is certainly starting to whimper as they try to explain their reasoning for the second one. The eye candy however can't hide this anymore as it is becoming increasingly stale as the exact same tricks are being used as were used in the first.

Then the third one hits, and the world turns it's back. The second film has managed to drag the first one off it's podium among the greats, and nobody is trusting of the people in charge to correct this soon-to-be Titantic. All narrative is thrown out the window, what's left are bits an pieces that only the diehard wankers (actually works for both movies) will bother fleshing out on their own. In it's place however is strangely subdued action, it's different from the first two, but it certainly isn't for the better. And then when it all ends you're left asking questions like "Ok, did someone lose the last 15 minutes to that movie?", "I know that all the characters started out as idiots in the first film, but why are they now downright intolerable?" and "Who thinks they can get away with charging to see this shit?".

[Aero]

hmm... doesnt apply to every trilogy... and also, all 3 paris videos were shit, but a decent way of describing most trilogies

[Nemo]

there was a second one? vids or it didnt happen.

[The Don]

Am I the only one who really doesn't think Paris is that great? Sure she's good to look at but I just don't understand people's fascination with her. I'd take Beyonce over Paris any day. Hell, I'd take Nikki Cox over that skinny skank.

[Nemo]

yeah, except beyonce and nikki cox dont have a trilogy of sex tapes out.

[Aero]

where exactly did i say i liked the stupid whore, these things have to be watched don, its a matter of principal

[The Don]

No they don't.

Okay Sal, how about Aria Giovanni? If she suddenly did a hardcore scene would you be clamoring to watch it?

[Nemo]

yes. verily.

[The Don]

Surprising.

[jitz]

I'd still bend Paris Hilton over and do her any day of the week, even Sunday. Any self respecting man would.

[Aero]

if the opertunity came about, theres a few worse celebs out there that you'd still feel obliged to bang.. even elton john... or is that just me?

[tokidoim]

Actually, I'd not fuck her just because I despise pop culture (scratch that...all culture) and then write a book about it.

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