Uncyclopedia

[crunk]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

I stumbled across this the other day.. pretty funny stuff.

Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies.

There's such a huge amount of funny shit on here, that it's sure to amuse you for a while.

Seriously man.

Go.

Look now.

K.

Do it.

Report any exceptionally funny shit back here.

K.

Go now.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

[Spectre]

London Metropolitan Police ticketed for "disrupting traffic" in Menezes killing

Lol

[crunk]

Triple H

His leg fell off, so he's out until it grows back. He may spend his time off further impregnating Vince's son and hiding his flaming homosexuality thus guarenteeing his future position of Emperor of the World and he can continue holding back younger and more talented workers. Nobody really misses him. He is also the 298th Pokemon.

Shawn Michaels

Something similar happened to him, but Shawn Michaels was implanted with a ball of energy at a young age that won't allow him to die. Shawns finisher is the sweet fart music, more commonly known as the sweet chin music though his opponents get both when his 80 year old leg goes that high. He will, however, still age visibly. This means that in about 300 years time, he will look like Hulk Hogan and still dance like a fairy.

Bobby Lashley

Bobby Lashley originally found fame starring in the hit kids TV show as Little Bill. After the show finished, Bobby joined the army and there he was introduced to the world of professional wrestling. He immediately ate his platoon and ran off to join the WWE. Since joining, Bobby has achieved things such as winning the ECW belt of power, maintaining a vow of silence and looking stupid. Also he has nearly no neck. Coined the phrase "Respect my Lash-thority". Bobby Lashley was given the name Bobbina Lashley (due to Lashley being a girl at birth). Bobbinas cupsize is 24B, and she loves Sisqo.

[Thom]

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, there have been many mass debates on the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. As well as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear. Some skilled people are even able to use several sexual innuendos quickly in succession, resulting in multiple innuendo-esque climaxes. Key phrases can grasp the sentence by the ankles and part its long clauses allowing the orator to penetrate the essence of the sentence. In this regard, the key is to avoid stiff, rigid words, for ones that give the meaning of the sentence a firm rise in innuendic possibilities. Some regard sexual innuendo as an art form, and it goes without saying that one needs a certain level of oral skills in order for the fluidic exchange of innuendo to succeed. However, this is not enough to fill her requirements. One needs to pay special attention to the region of the sentence to which the innuendo will enter. For lasting effects, it is most important to enter deep within the recipient's consciousness and to ensure that all of the seeds of humor have flowed forth. This is not an easy task for most people, so it is only through rigorous repetition of the insertion of sexual innuendo that one can fully master the uplifting effects it can have on vocabulary.

Although sexual innuendo requires masterful manipulation of parts of speech (and sometimes the skillful use of body language), for most people it comes quickly. There is currently much debate over whether an extended innuendo can substitute for technique, for example:

A blonde asked a barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

"Innuendo" is often mistaken for an Italian enema, tourists have been known to leave Italian brothels with a strange walk and a glowing appearance after making this simple mistake.

[Nemo]

lmfao @ the last sentence.

[Spectre]

Led Zeppelin (formerly known as Zed Leppelin) was formed after Keith Moon crashed his Hindenburg replica into The Royal Albert Hall while Jimmy Page was playing a game of cricket there with The Yardbirds. The crash hurled all of the current members into relative obscurity, except for Page and fellow guitarist Jeff Beck, who to this day continue to hit up prodigious young guitar players for sex and heroin. Led Zeppelin is primarily known for kidnapping American blues artists and using the conjured ghost of Aleister Crowley to torture them until they give over the rights to their songs.

Haha!!!!

Gears of War, not to be confused with Queers of War, is a game about what will happen during the 3rd apocalypse. It is definitely NOT exactly like Halo 2. The game puts you in the role of long-time steroid addict, Marcus Fenix, in jail for disobeying orders to save his dad during a war. Oh yeah, and while he's in prison these ugly motherfuckers a splode from under the earth and kill everyone, and then he has to save the world with his BFFL Dom Santiago and some other characters that are also uninteresting.

[Subrick]

Hulk Hogan was the 37th President of the United States, defeating Randy Savage in Presidential Election V: Mega Powers Explode.. Terry "Fabulous Gold Hollywood Hulk The Hulkster Hogan" Bollea (for short) was already slammin' heavyweight champions through the mat brother and pinning them with the American flag dude when you were just slamming doo doo in your diapers brother. The Hulkster was born sometime in the 19th century brother- after wandering in Japan for 20 years dude he fused with the Incredible Hulk brother, transforming him into the greatest wrestler of all time dude. Hogan has been arrested 9 times by the United Nations for using the atomic leg drop on Japan BROTHER. He was also Sponsored by Wankamania, which later on he made Team Wank; consisting of

The Cock, Mick Foley, Randy Scrotum and George Bush.

Hogan talks about his arms as being "24 inch Pythons", which is literally true, they bit off Jerry Springer's testicles on a guest appearance on The Cosby Show.(Hogan played Cosbys' illegitimate son Hulk Cosby)

[ReverseTombstone]

Hulk Hogan was also responsible for ending World War II when he dropped the Atomic Leg-drop on the dirty Japanese.

LOL! Brilliant. This website is awesome xD

[DX Kidd]

What The World of Warcraft has done for you

Lag,

Severe Obesity,

Loss of life,

Increased virgins,

More Play Boy sale,

Less Population,

More Purchases of Hot Pockets,

Added Shows of South Park,

Uses of the words such as:

Pwn,

Aggro,

Horde,

Alliance,

Gank,

Goblin,

Noob.

Sexyback

all true

Edited November 8, 2007 by svr08kidd

[Subrick]

MySpace (BritishEnglish: Slut-parade) is a shitty, badly built social networking website offering an interactive, user-submitted network of nerds and nerdstar wannabes, personal profiles of ugly skanks trying to find an escape out of their cafeteria lunchlady jobs, incoherent blogs that assume someone actually gives a shit, groups of nerds who flock together to escape the fact that they don't have a single friend in real life, photos of nasty bitches trying to look decent by photoshopping in the hopes someone will notice them, and crappy music and videos from bands that no one over the age of 12 with an IQ of more than 40 would give a flying fuck about.

It is headquartered in Beverly Hills, California, aka Hell. Fox Interactive Media owns Myspace.

A general rubric for creating the perfect MySpace page seems to be:

Upload your personal information (SSN, home address, fingerprints, list of fears and such) to allow stalkers and pedophiles to locate you more easily. www.myspace.com/spankylemons

Add pictures of poorly drawn Japanese anime characters and say it's you because your horribly disfigured face is not fit for the internet.

Sprinkle gigantic pictures all over your page so that it cannot even be viewed properly in the largest screen resolution on a standard computer screen.

Make a list of "friends" aka nerds who sit behind a computer shooting their glob at underage myspace girls and pretend to like them so they will post more pictures to satisfy their pedophilic ends.

Make sure several epileptic fits are caused by your flashing background/name.

Add the loudest, most annoying song you can imagine and four or five videos (maybe more), then ensure that they're all simultaneously launched just as the page fully loads and displays its incoherent, babbling mass of text

[CS]

Congrats crunk, you just created a place for subrick to unleash all his spamming needs.

[Slim]

Professional Wrestling also known as Pro Rasslin is the primary leisure activity of the American repressed homosexual, just ahead of NFL, Being a Douchebag and membership in the Republican party. There are three pro wrasslin companies. WWE, TNA and IMW (Insane Mark Wrestling).

These people are extremely gay. Grabbing each other's testicles to satisfy their sexual urges during their time in the dressing room. Unable to channel their sexual urges in a mature, healthy way, Professional wrestlers and fans instead subvert their forbidden desires for man-flesh: the result is distorted into a grotesque, sadomasochistic ritual rife with homo-erotic undercurrents and subtext designed to show Dad that his little boy's no goddamn sissy anymore.[1]

[Sunny]

One of the best websites I've been to. Awesome find man!

[Spectre]

I Have to Admit Subricks Myspace was Funny, its true.

ST>Myspace

[CanaMatt]

there's lots of hot girls on myspace

[Spectre]

Unless you Know em, How Do you Know?

[FlashYorkHunt]

Unless you Know em, How Do you Know?

he doesnt

[Legendeath]

I find Encyclopedia Dramatica better but eh.

[CanaMatt]

wtf

[bigpoppn]

Umaga

This is Umaga's daily meal, his new chumpionship beltUmaga is fat and Samoan (and believed to be part pit bull. His TV career started on the shortlived channel Playgirl XXL, as a part of the show UMAGHABONANZAFEST. He won some belt from some Italian whos with some ditz, and is perhaps best known for eating belts.

[edit] Big Daddy V

Umaga's husband. He is currently pregnant with a five daughters, three sons, and two of McMahon's bastard children.

Steve Austin

That drunken guy from Texas with the many nicknames that kicked a lot of peoples asses, WHAT?, drove numerous vehicles down to the ring, WHAT?, drank a lot of beer, WHAT?, flipped off a lot of people, WHAT?, drank more beer, WHAT?, said "WHAT?" a lot, WHAT?, kicked some more ass, WHAT?, got his ass kicked every now and then, WHAT?, beat his wife up, WHAT?, drank even more beer, WHAT?, went on rants a lot, WHAT?, oh wait..., WHAT?, and gave out a lot of stunners WHAT?. He is being a moviemaker nowadays ... WHAT?! As JR would say, "STONECONE STONECONE STONECONE. MAH GAWD MAH GAWD". Stone Cold also needs to beat up Vince McMahon or else he gets cranky and walks out on the WWE.

This shit is so funny.

[Fozy]

Those 3 were not funny whatsoever.

[Joe =/]

[The Don]

Now THAT'S funny!

EDIT: Yeah... um... here's my contribution to the thread... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/2pac

[Subrick]