Leprechaun under the stairs...

[Jonny]

There's this guy I know, he's well into his hallucinogenic drugs and such.

His friend calls to his door one morning and he answers with a bruised and cut face. His friend asks; "What happened to you? lol" He replied.

"I was out last night and I found a Leprechaun! I tried to bring him home because I wanted gold!"

"I was fighting with him for ages. The wee bastard put up a fight, but I got him."

His friend doesn't believe his story.

So he walks over to the understairs cupboard and opens it...

A midget runs out, punches him in the balls and runs off.

The midget has pressed charges against him for assault, kidnapping and false imprisonment.

TRUE STORY.

I lol'd

Edited October 11, 2007 by Jonny

[Subrick]

I'm at a loss for words.

[Fozy]

Go away. Stop trying to copy WWE.

[tokidoim]

Personally, I don't want to live in a place where midgets have civil rights...what's next? Persecuting people for tossing them?

It's like midgets think they're real people or something...

nosig

[Matt]

i thought this was going to be a "welcome back luke" topic. oh dissapointment.