First Girlfriend

[CS]

Says he's at least 19 and matured "in every why" yet he boasts about loosing his virginity at 11.

[bigpoppn]

Now that I'm following with this whole thing again, I don't believe a single thing of it.End.

[jitz]

I wouldn't be so much concerned that Maxine's are usually fat, I'd be concerned that every Maxine I've ever met has been over the age of 60.

Are you groping old hags?

[Fozy]

I don't have pics, so I can't back up my claimz

[The Don]

Where's Ty17 when we need him?

[Big Bizang]

First proper girlfriend was when I was 12 I reckon and went on and off until I was about 14. Her name was Jemma, she was a massive slag and is now as boring and plain as they come. The first boob I ever came into contact with.

Then came Miriam. Ahhhh Miriam. Crazy as fuck and fucked like crazy. Why are the crazy ones always the best lays?

I was with Miriam from September 2001 to November 2003, terrified to break up with her, even though I reeeeeally wanted to, because of the freaking cross-hatch scars all the way up and down her arms. By that I mean I was worried what she'd do to herself if I dumped her not that the scars freaked me out, they didn't. However, I was pretty tired of being on what was essentially a 2 year long suicide watch.

That particular relationship fucked me up in quite a few ways but I don't regret a minute of it. She had epic boobs. We're still in touch now but she went off the rails after I finished with her. Went from an A Grade sixth former to a drugged up college drop-out. She's cool now but what can I say, it's the effect the Bizang clearly has on the laydeez (this is also what they refer to my lovemaking as - 'the Bizang').

In January I started seeing Rachel against everyone's best advice. Not much to say here, was warned against her, didn't listen because I was too horny and she kissed this laughably stupid moron in my year behind my back. Dumped her shortly afterwards in March I believe. Would now pass as a fairly convincing lesbian. And not the nice-looking fake kind either.

In May of the same year I finally got together with my current girlfriend and love of my life Amy. I'm sure you guys have all the seen the photos by now. Next month will be 3 and a half years and I've never got on with someone so well. The best thing about this is Amy fancied me from when she met me but I was so oblivious she just had to pine and go for the lesser models as I was too busy with other, unsuitable girls. I actually originally thought she was out of my league. How wrong I was.