First Girlfriend

[CS]

So yeah your first girlfriend.

My first girlfriend was in grade 8, I was 14, she sat beside me in L.A., had big tits and her name was Tina. We went out for about 2 months and it was pretty fun, saw my first pair of tits and got to 3rd base. It was nothing I imagined either, I thought it was just going to be that'd we hang out at school and she'd come to my house everyonce in a while and it'd be no big deal, oh boy was I wrong. Before I knew it everyday she'd be at my house or vise-versa, meeting her parents wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be but the first date was torture, we went to Tony Roma's for dinner and then a movie, nervous as hell the whole dinner and we barely talked and then the movie came. I can't remember which movie it was but it was a scary one and we ended up holding hands the entire time. I walked her home and got a kiss for my troubles.

Your turn, was the first date hell, what about first kiss, was she the village bicycle, how long'd you go out and all that good stuff.

Oh and I'm asking you nicely poppn to not post in this topic seeing as you've never had a girlfriend and you seem to have a nack of killing my topics.

[bigpoppn]

HAY GUYS!!!I'M HERE TO RUIN THIS TOPIC!!RUIN RUIN.

God, my posts are getting so lame.Everyday a bit more.

[The Don]

Can someone just change Poppn's name to "The Next Subrick"?

[jitz]

Ok, so that's two members who have never had girlfriends out of the way.

My first girlfriend was on grade 7, and I didn't like her at all. She asked me out, and thinking It might be cool to have a girlfriend, I said yes. Shame I didn't realise at the time that it would mean having to talk to someone I didn't like, even more than usual. So after about 2 weeks of avoiding her, she came up to me and asked me if I liked her, I told her bluntly "no". So that was that.

It also led into my shortest relationship ever, 5 hours. Yep, I had a girlfriend for 5 hours. So the story goes her friend was hot, like real hot. Nice body, nice tits, you know for a seventh grader they were huge. So about two days after telling her friend I didn't like her at all I was sitting on the bench with this girl who's name was Chloe, we had been mates for a few weeks, and I plucked up the courage to ask her out (from memory I asked her, that may not have been the case because I'm pretty gutless). She said yes, and one thing led to another and me and her were going over my mate's house for a swim after school, sadly her friend, my ex girlfriend of two days, was also tagging along. So I saw her in a bikini and I got a hard on, true story. My mate and I were just talking about her tits non stop to each other. We kissed (Chloe and I, not my mate and I), and then about 5 minutes later she politely broke up with me. It was very polite, she was very nice about it. Telling me she liked older guys (even a seventh grader likes older guys!), and I was always young for my year level (a curse that would haunt me my entire school life), so I've always hated older guys since.

So yeah, I'll add to the questions and ask, what's your shortest relationship? Can you beat 5 hours?

EDIT - Oh and I'll mention that the first girlfriend was also the start of the two week relationship that would become the norm until I turned 20. The only relationships I've had that haven't lasted two weeks (almost exactly too) are 5 hours, 4 months (with my best friend...who was a girl), and my current one with Nic which is now over 2 years. The two weekers clock in at about....4. I assume that's how long it takes for someone to realise that I am actually really weird, and it's not an act.

[Chillalex]

my first was when I was 18 and was quite short, I think it was a month but at the time it seemed more like two. I met her at a friends birthday party, and we started seeing each other shortly after through the old "my friend likes you" system. I can't really remember too much about anything during that time, but I remember she broke up with me and I took it pretty hard, as I was suffering my yearly depression at that time as well (and im a sensitive soul). The rest of the year was spent with the two of us trying to be friends, desperately. Eventually, after a year (and alot of incredibly short, not-really-relationships) I moved to uni and we were suprisingly good friends by then, no bitterness at all. Unfortunately she hadn't properly moved on I guess because when I was talking to her, like friends do, she asked me who I liked and I eventually said her ex best friend. This prompted THRO H8 and we didnt talk for about two years.

Recently I got in touch with her just to finally apologise for being a jerk (I had been for a while, and I always didnt like it that I'd been like that) and we actually started conversing again. It reminded me that she's actually a nice person, its just a shame that we went out really. The distance is too great though and we wont be friends again, but at least the terms are good, and to be honest its playing with fire if I befriend my ex while I'm with my lady. I'll always remember her, even though theres no particularly warm place in my heart for her, just memories.

Yeah I had alot of small relationships, that were not relationships officially but pretty much were. These all pretty much ended badly though - running off with my best friend, sleeping with someone else when I couldn't come round, shit like that. But I have to throw in, my current lady has been around for 9 months and I can't see it ending - shes crazy about me for some reason so there we go!

Edited October 9, 2007 by Chillalex

[♠F]

My first girlfriend was when I was 11, I met her when I was 9 on a school bus and we never got on she was 12 and very popular, she used to get me into trouble by telling the couch driver a lot of lies so that I would get kicked of the bus, but that never happened, but what did happen is I got moved to the front of the bus where she and her sister would sit and after a couple of years we got to know each other and really liked each other, we never asked each other out, she heard that I fancied her and asked me if it were true I said yes and then from there she would come to my house and we would go out together, we shared our first kiss the very day of going out, but there was a problem I didn't know how to kiss at 11 so she taught me, but then the relationship turned serious, she wanted a baby LOL, I tried to keep of the subject by playing games, but while we were in the woods she asked me to help her make a baby, I must have agreed I cant remember (you know how manipulative girls can be) so I went back to my grandmothers house to pick up some old rags to put on the woodland floor, once she was comfortable she and her sister asked if we wanted to play strip poker, I agreed so did everyone else and my girlfriend was the first one fully undressed but she didn't want to wait for me as I only had my socks off, so she grabbed me and led me to a enclosed space were the rags were and asked me to strip, I'm not going any further but you see where I'm going, but thankfully after about 10 minuets my dad come down with his motorbike and disrupted us and we had to quickly get changed and I ran out of the bushes with out any underwear under my trousers and my top back to front, I had a feeling my dad kinda knew what we were up to because why else would he come looking?

[Fozy]

bullshit

[♠F]

bullshit

It's all true, believe it or not I don't care because I know what happened, after we finished with each other I had tonnes more girlfriends because they were under the impression I would f*ck them, but I never did, I waited until I was 16 until I got down and dirty again.

[Thom]

My first ever girlfriend was a girl called Laura, I was in year 10, she was in year 9. In my school there were a group of "Moshers" in each yeah; In my year there was me, a few other guys, and no girls, in the year below there were a few girls and a few guys. One of the girls was my cousin, and another was her best friend Shanni. My friend's Chad and Wez went out with them, respectively, and wanting to have a girlfriend not to be left out, I went out with their "associate" Laura, who was an ugly, goat-faced, common, brash minger. We'd hang out at lunch breaks, and after school she'd call for me to go out, usually to a park where I'd sit on a swing with her in front of me, macking her, while she would shout racist things at Asians and I'd text my friends asking what they were up to. On the days when I couldn't bear to hear the sound of her voice I would tell her that I couldn't come out, as there was a World Cup 2002 match on I really didn't want to miss. It's worth noting that at the same time all of this was happening, my best friend was going out with somebody in the same year, from a different High School, called Helen. As time went on, Laura and I grew apart, and I stopped speaking to her. We never actually broke up, so I guess she's been my longest relationship.

In Year 11 I went out with Jo. SD2Hers will remember Jo, and the trials an tribulations she put me through. In the end, I decided that she really wasn't worth the hassle, just so I could go out with her for a couple of days at a time. I don't remember if I ever did kiss Jo. I should try and find out though, as my friend and I are writing lists of the girls we've pulled, and I'd like to keep mine as accurate as possible.

This is Jo, at our High School prom:

She's the one that more closely resembles an albino doormouse, rather that the one posing as a bespectacled manatee.

Throughout the entirety fo college I was a fat, spotty Indie kid who had pulled - According to my chronological list - 3-5 shockingly ugly girls up until the point he was 16. In order to make my college years as hedonistic as possible, I didn't get another girlfriend, instead opting to pull another 3-5 shockingly ugly girls. In January 2004 I lost my virginity in a one-night stand. To whom? To Helen, my old best-friends ex-girlfriend. Boo yah.

Fast forward to March 2005. College is ending, and I'm finally getting cool and not being so fat an ugly. I meet a girl called Ella. We get on well and start going out with each other. Ella looks like this;

Going out with her was actually a lot of fun. We'd meet up most nights and weekends and sit in various coffee shops with our friends, or go to each others houses, or shopping in Birimingham. She got on well with my best friends, and my best friends girlfriend, and she had a hot tub, and her parents weren't strict on her, even though she was only 15. I was loving going out with her, and then one Monday there was a gig on at the Marrs Bar. A lot of people went, including one girl I was good friends with and had really, really fancied for a few months, called Lorna. Lorna got home and asked why I wasn't there with Ella. I said Ella told me she wasn't going, but it turns out that she had gone with this guy called Jak and a group of other friends. I got pissed off about this and got angry with Ella. The next day we met in town and she told me that she didn't want to go out with me any more, giving no reason. It lasted four weeks. I was pretty suspicious of this Jak guy, as him and Ella spent a lot of time with each other between when her and I split up, and when she got her next boyfriend.

In May I started talking to a girl from Bromsgrove through the girl Lorna I really liked. Her name was Sharon, her face was as follows;

She was a really nice girl, but living in Bromsgrove we didn't get to see each other a lot. She'd come over on weekends or I'd go to hers. Her Mum was completely crazy though, like she wouldn't even leave us to watch TV without coming in frequently. I didn't mind, because I wasn't up to anything, and while they were out of the house I got to see some boob. And the boob was good. We started going out in May, and on Friday June 10th we went to a party at her best friend's house. My friend Louis and I weren't well-liked there, Sharon got drunk and upset about pointless stuff, and I ended up having to leave Louis in a house of people he didn't know/like, while I went and stayed in Sharon's spare bedroom along with her cat. On Monday 13th I started a new job, and told Sharon that working full time meant I wouldn't be able to spend as much time with her as I'd like. Another 4 week wonder...

In December 2004 I'd gone on a date with a girl I'd long-admired from afar. I thought she was absolutely gorgoeus; huge tits, really pretty face, amazing red hair. Yep, Anna.

We went on one date which went really well, and then afterwards she didn't talk to me for a few months. We got talking again when I was going out with Ella and she said she thought she might like me, but when we all went to Birmingham together she didn't speak to me at all and flirted with my friend Louis. When I split up with Sharon Anna heard about it, and started talking to me again. She invited me round to her house on Friday 17th just to hang out in her garden with some guys I didn't know very well at this point, but who have come on to become my best friends. I spent the night holding hands secretly with Anna, and then texting her non-stop the next few days. On June 22nd I asked her out, and she said yes. The relationship was absolutely amazing. We adored each other, and everthing went perfectly, we never once argued about anything. After a few months though, I could tell that she loved me more than it was probably healthy to, and being the absolute asshole I was, I started to think how I could exploit it. I was an asshole to her in plenty of ways, I'd make sure I always got my way, I'd take her for granted, and in September, I cheated on her with a girl called Lara. By about December I was bored of the relationship being too easy, and I went on until March trying to make it work, but eventually couldn't and we broke up on March 31st 2006. The first person she slept wit after we broke up? That fucking Jak guy.

The first person I slept with after Anna?

The best-looking, nicest, sweetest, generally best person who has ever looked at me twice. I asked her out on May 29th 2006, I split up with her on January 12th 2007 because things were too easy and I didn't want a girlfriend. I still count her as my best friend even though I would never ever admit that to her. She admitted a couple of weeks ago that she still likes me and wants to give it another try, and even though I know I could never, ever do any better than her, I couldn't say yes. I've been single since January now, and the thought of not being single scared the living shit out of me. One day I might become a regular, well-adjusted person again. She'll be long-gone by then though. Ahhh you've gott laugh...

[Aero]

i've only really had 2 girlfriends, the 2nd being kirsty.

the first was a girl who i kinda always knew was crazy and slightly stalkerish, but she had one hell of a figure and fucked like nothing normal (i typed norman there 1st by accident) we had nothing in common, fought and broke up alot over about a year or so... but i kept getting back for the sex, she confessed she still "loves" me but we never really loved anyone

oh, i was 19 when i went with her, before that there was one night fun, fumbles and fucks, mayb saw a girl or 2 casually for a week or 2 etc, but nothing i would define as a girlfriend...... could barely class the first relationship as a proper one either, just fuck buddys gone wrong imo.

[Jonny]

Well my first girlfriend was Samantha. She was very pretty and really nice...

We went out on and off from November 04 to March 05. She had a very overprotective mom and tended to mess me about alot. So I dumped her and went out with her best friend natalie for about a month. I ended up back with samantha after that. I then found out she and her family were total christians. I ran a mile.

Edited October 10, 2007 by Jonny

[bigpoppn]

Dudes, I'm only 13, almost 14.No wonder I haven't got a girl.Subrick hasn't either, I'm sure.All about the age, baby!

[CS]

bullshit

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that, read the first line and skipped the rest.

So yeah, I'll add to the questions and ask, what's your shortest relationship? Can you beat 5 hours?

Oh yeah I can beat it, grade 9, december 10ish that started in math class at about 11am. Talked her into having lunch with me in the field, made out and went back to class. During the rest of school I decided to break up with her after school on acount of she had a reputation for being "one of those girls" and that I was told by some buds that I couldn't trust her nto to cheat so I ended it after school at about 3:30pm. So it lasted 4.5 hours.

[♠F]

bullshit

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that, read the first line and skipped the rest.

Do I really care...? NO, is it my fault that you are some fat retard with a sex drive of a stone...? NO. Jealousy is a curse, as a matter of fact I lost my virginity at 11 to this girl, believe what you will but I don't lie nor do I care that some agoraphobic, fat teenager cant get it into his tiny little....hmm penis...? no I mean head, that someone can have a girlfriend at 11 and also lose their virginity at that age, you must be a pretty dumb f*ck to think other wise.

Read the first line....ok lets see here;

My first girlfriend was when I was 11, I met her when I was 9 on a school bus and we never got on she was 12 and

You obliviously have difficulty understanding that an 11 year old CAN have a girlfriend, man you must not have been interested in girls at that age, or unlike me your balls didn't drop until you were 16.

[The Don]

Oh my god. That post sounds like something I'd expect to hear on Halo. "j00 guyz suk! i hav 2 had a gurlfriend! i was 11 n she sukkd my dick and i came n her eye!!!1"

[Subrick]

Subrick hasn't either, I'm sure.

Last year I dated a girl for about an hour. Her friends put her in it and told me after school. We "broke up" right there.

And I can see what Don said happening on Xbox Live.

[Thom]

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[♠F]

Nobody would ever, ever ben jealous of somebody losing their virginity at 11.

If you would have been reading right, I said hes probably jealous because I had a girlfriend at that age.

You're definitely not sexuall developed at the age of 11, it would be impossible to have intercourse at the age of 11 with a girl who is 12.

You keep thinking that Thom, it tells me a lot about you, I was very mature for my age in every way.

Congratulations, in turning down all of these girls who go crazy for satanist cock - and I'm sure there are dozens

I wasn't a satanist at 11 I became a satanist at 19 but choose to abandon it after just a year and what you think when you are a satanist means you don't get girls is that what you are saying...? because if it is your wrong very wrong.

average age guys lose their virginity at 17

Sure it is, I would say 15 actually.

You made your own bed, you'll just have to lie in it.

hmm...I don't get what you mean by this, me loosing my virginity at 11 was not a bad thing if thats what you think and I haven't made it out to be like that either so by what you mean by the above I just don't know and no I'm not 18" nor would I want to be, like I said I don't lie so believe what you wanna your all a bunch of fagots anyways.

I'm off now bye.

[Thom]

The fact I correctly claim that no male can lose their virginity at 11 tells you what about me, that I didn't have an adult penis at the age of 11? Talk about your redundant insults. There's a reason for an age of consent, and while I'm not outrightly saying that everybody should stick to it, there are a number of reasons it's 16 and not 11. Logistics being a pretty good one.

Nice estimate on the average age of consent professor way-off.

"More than a quarter of young Britons claim to have lost their virginity when they were 15, according to a survey.

The average age for having sex for the first time is 17 in the UK.

Separate research shows that worldwide the average age is 18. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1168357.stml

I'm not debating whether you did or didn't have "sex" up in that shed, I'm just pointing out why you're a huge idiot for trying to make out it's normal, and suggesting you're cooler than other people because you did so.

[♠F]

I'm not debating whether you did or didn't have "sex" up in that shed, I'm just pointing out why you're a huge idiot for trying to make out it's normal, and suggesting you're cooler than other people because you did so.

GOOD!! and #1 it wasn't a shed it was a wood and #2 I never ever stated that I was cooler duh...why would I...? because I lost my virginity at 11 thats not cool but I say it again it wasn't wrong either it happened end of discussion.

[Fozy]

Just stop talking, it's fucking disgusting either if you did or make up that you did.

My first girlfriend was a girl called Ciara, but meh, I forget much about her. My REAL first was someone called Maxine, she was hot, and was the first girl I kissed, ah good times.

I lost my virginity when I was 15 with Leanne, I banged her good.

[Jonny]

Maxines are usualy fat. Was she fat?

[Aero]

maxines are not usually fat, tho you are usually gay.... how's nathan?

[Jonny]

... Who?

[Fozy]

She was HOT, and had nice big tits. Although was is the most important word there.