First Date

[CanaMatt]

I hope you don't actually punch yourself in the dick everynight. That would suck.

[Big Bizang]

No I deserve it!

[Thom]

Asked her yesterday if she was avoiding the date, and she said that she heard I got head on Friday. Not giving up my position of having actually had sex on Friday (20 seconds worth of it anyway) I ask for more info on what she heard, and she said she'd been told it was that Nina girl I posted about. Phew. I assure her I hadn't even seen Nina since Friday afternoon when she tagged along with me and some other friends in town.

Then she says that she's heard I've got "a lot of girls on the go", and I tell them all the same thing, and that she doesn't want to be just one of many girls.

Basically she's saying that she thinks I'm a manwhore and she doesn't trust me to not just use her and get rid of her. Fair enough, I can see where she's coming from, but now I need to prove to her that I'm not.

I'm gonna be seeing her tonight, but she's coming with my friend who she used to go out with, and it's his last night out before going to Uni, so he's gonna be around her a lot. Tips?

Also, I'm gonna try and have sex with both of my ex-girlfriends tonight. Lydia was easy to convince, and she's coming over after college, but Anna's not so easily convinced. It's also her last night out before going to Uni, so I was thinking of getting her drunk and playing the nostalgia card, one last time before she goes away for old times sake. Any tips in this area would be greatly appreciated also.

[Aero]

i think taking new girl out for a dinner date would show she means something to you, she is clearly interested else she wouldnt be talking to ppl and finding out your reputation and if ppl are so interested in your love life, they are more likely to know that you don't do the whole dinner date thing with ppl. as such she would be willing to go i'm sure. next turn on the charm, make her feel special and you are sorted. as for her ex/your friend tonight, don;t let them spend like ANY time alone incase he wants toplay the nostalgia card himself.

hope thats of some help.

[glenrich9908]

i think taking new girl out for a dinner date would show she means something to you, she is clearly interested else she wouldnt be talking to ppl and finding out your reputation and if ppl are so interested in your love life, they are more likely to know that you don't do the whole dinner date thing with ppl. as such she would be willing to go i'm sure. next turn on the charm, make her feel special and you are sorted. as for her ex/your friend tonight, don;t let them spend like ANY time alone incase he wants toplay the nostalgia card himself.

hope thats of some help.

ya thats true aero...btw i was out side of my school and this cute girl come up to me that i know from class and sat down for a lil bit and we talked and then i had to go and told me have a good day and see you next week in class

[Jonny]

... Anyway.

I say go with Aero's words of wisdom. I'm sure she'll try to make you jealous when she's with your friend.

[Thom]

Nah she's not like that, plus she wouldn't want to lead Ben on before he goes away.

Anyway it's 7pm, I've had my dinner and Ex #1 is sorted, now onto the more difficult one!

[Joe =/]

Man, I've always wanted to know what would happen if one of these women stumbled across one of your topics like this. It would be priceless.

[Aero]

lmao that'd be excellent.

[Jonny]

First to send them a link to the topic wins an ipod.

[CS]

Anybody else here seen"40 Days and 40 Nights"?

[jitz]

Man, I've always wanted to know what would happen if one of these women stumbled across one of your topics like this. It would be priceless.

Are you insinuating females actually view the board? That's grossly incorrect.

[Thom]

Ok my plan for the two ex's failed because I didn't even see the other ex. I did manage to have sex with two different girls in one day though. Go Thom Archer.

[Jonny]

Were they practice runs, also?

[CanaMatt]

Ugh, Luong used to visit this board(she still might for all I know) and get mad at me for shit I posted. wtf.

[bigpoppn]

I don't know a single lass posting here.It's all us.

[RingMaster2001]

Lass? Sorry, didn't know Edinburgh moved to Belgium.

[Aero]

cheers ming, that was pissing me off too.

[CS]

I still think you should go wti hte 40 days and 40 nights idea, it would be perfect. I might be a little off here but the main idea of the movie is that this guy has sex with alot of girls so him and his buddys make a bet that he can't have sex for 40 days adn 40 nights and eventually he meets this girl that he really likes but can't have sex with her but she eventually finds out about the bet and it sorta becomes I'll trust you if you last the 40 days and 40 nights.

[Thom]

Well I spent most of yesterday with her and despite both of us nursing hangovers, we (Read: I) seemed to have a good time. I completely destroyed her at Pro Evo 6 (8-1) and she said she was better at "Car Driving Games" so bearing this in mind, later on I asked her if she wanted to come over tonight to show me how good she was, and she wholeheartedly agreed.

I was texting her later on and mentioned that I hadn't kissed anybody on Monday night (White lie) and she said she doesn't understand why I'm trying to prove myself to her, I asked what's not to understand, and she said "Argh I dunno, I'm pretty crap". So I think low self-esteem might be the source of her reluctancy to get too close. I'll win her over though, you'll see.

EDIT: Also, last Monday night I bumped into her in a 24 hour fast food place with this guy who's putting the moves on her, but fortunately getting nowhere. I left them to it and just went off with other friends, and told a few people about it because I was quietly gutted. I found out from her friend that it was just a friend of hers, and he had a girlfriend. He came up while we were sat around this Monday, and I thought the best course of action would be to shout "NOOB" at him as many times and as loud as possible. I'm just walking out of the same 24 hour fast food place this week and the girl's waiting outside with the friend she went out with, and I hear someone shout my name, but incorrectly pronouncing it "TH-OM". I turn around to see this guy and a few of his friends, he starts mouthing off about how I've been talking shit about him and his girlfriend, and it's upsetting his girlfriend, and none of it's true, so why have I been saying it, blah blah blah. While he's going on I light up a cigarette and wait for him to finish, blow some smoke in his face, and maintaining eye-contact throughout, explain that it's pronounced "Tom", and the H is silent. He repeats his schtick about me talking about him and his girlfriend, and asks what we're going to do about it, I told him that I don't know who the fuck he is, but that I'm going to walk away, and he's going to fuck off, and I walked away.

Now inside, I was absolutely shitting my pants, I was expecting him to attack me while I walked away, but he just left it, and then when I went over to the girl she was saying how much of a cock he is, etc. I didn't hit her friend, I didn't get beaten up, and I maintained my compsure, without cracking under pressure. Top points for Thom! Definitely gonna be getting my ass kicked when she's not around though...

Edited September 12, 2007 by Thom

[Jonny]

Smooth move with the smoke in the face, Clint.

[bigpoppn]

I just find "lass" a more fun word then just "girl".

[Big Bizang]

We've moved on, this thread is now about how much of a badass motherfucker we can look like despite being total pussies on the inside.

Some Londoner twat swore at a female friend of mine who was on crutches because he had to stand to one side for her. Something along the lines of 'Does nah-won sai fahking fank yoo up 'ere' you know. I, being the calm and collected guy I am, offered the advice 'She said "thank you" you fucking southern wanker.' I got a 'Shart Arp' for my troubles but it takes a big man to say that while walking away from me.

Sometimes milking the Northern accent for all its worth sounds much more intimidating than the speaker actually is. I use this tactic all the time.

[Trips]

Tell the fucking cripple to walk around next time.

[RingMaster2001]

We've moved on, this thread is now about how much of a badass motherfucker we can look like despite being total pussies on the inside.

Some Londoner twat swore at a female friend of mine who was on crutches because he had to stand to one side for her. Something along the lines of 'Does nah-won sai fahking fank yoo up 'ere' you know. I, being the calm and collected guy I am, offered the advice 'She said "thank you" you fucking southern wanker.' I got a 'Shart Arp' for my troubles but it takes a big man to say that while walking away from me.

Sometimes milking the Northern accent for all its worth sounds much more intimidating than the speaker actually is. I use this tactic all the time.

Obviously that was a Londoner with a Geordie accent judging by your spelling, probably exiled to the north due to his bad nature.