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Brock Lesnar to KFC?


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No official word on whether or not he has eaten, but Brock Lesnar is in Las Vegas for a bucket of wings and mashed potatos at KFC. Lesnar is currently very hungry, and won't let anyone get between him and his food. At a press conference yesterday, Randy Couture said he would love the chance to eat with the former WWE champion.

Dana White commented on Lesnar yesterday saying: "I'm very interested in Brock Lesnar. I tried to talk to (his reps) a couple of years ago. They were on a different planet at the time. After eating in the Popeye's down the street, maybe his hunger will be appeased at KFC."

Edited by Subrick
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Good news, weren't there any talks about him going to TNA instead of UFC?

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No. There wasn't talks of him going to TNA. There was bull shit rumor sites that lie to you, stating he was talking with TNA. But he's openly stated in many interviews, including one a couple of days ago, that he has no interest in returning to professional wrestling. None.

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I think I heard it on my iPod.A podcast called "ImpactWrestling".

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DONT YOU MEAN "BROCK LESNAR TO KFC?!" I BET THATS HOW HE GAINED THE EXTRA WEIGHT! LOLZ!

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LOLZ SAL DATZ FUNNY! DID U MAKE DAT UP ALL BY URSLF?

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Lesnar is currently playing the outsider heel and several MMA insiders are buying it

Lmao I can totally see Lesnar jumping into the octagon after Couture retains and F-5ing him.

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He's actually lost weight hasn't he? Like, 30 pounds?

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He's 270 lbs. So he's lost 25 lbs.

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The KFC joke isn't funny anymore. It really isn't. Hell, it was never funny to begin with. So you can stop now. Thanks.

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It wasn't even funny to begin with.

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it would be funnier if the first post was also edited making it sound like he actually went to kfc.

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To late. I already did it.

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and you ruined it, this why i left it alone, i too would have killed it. nice try all the same sub

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Damn. Well, a try is a try.

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LOLz

nosig

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Toki!

Is it... is it really you?

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Yes. It is him. He was dead.

The Crow brought him back. He must now kill all the members of Smacktalks before he can rest in peace.
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I like, besides I don't really get it.I should invent a waffle joke.

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Yeah, i'll take some mashed potatoes, popcorn chicken, and AN F-5 BEYOTCH!

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