So I am applying for a new job today

[CanaMatt]

I am applying to join the military police force. And it actually looks rather promising. If all goes well come summer I will be shipped off to quebec for basic training, of six weeks, then off to police academy in ontario... Then on the military police force for four (4) years, or six (6) if I do part time. THey will also pay for a degree of my choosing(should it be related) and I am going to take Crime Studies(I can't remmember what the thing is actually called) at Mount Royal College(a college designed for prospective mounties) and THEN, when all that is done(in like 5 or 6 years) I will have a very good resume when applying for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (aka RCMP, or Mounties) and all will be well. Just in case anyone is interested in my current professional life.

[jitz]

Well, you can't do any worse than Brendan Fraser.

[Big Bizang]

I loved that show.

You're going to be a Mountie? That is probably the most awesome thing ever. We expect full photo sets of the uniform when the time comes.

[Nemo]

law and order: royal canadian mounted police, featuring matt gray and dmx.

it'll work.

[The Don]

I'm sorry... I'll be going now.

[CanaMatt]

The only mounties that look like that still are in oddball rural mountain areas, but they do actually ride horses.

[RingMaster2001]

So do the police in London. But they don't wear gay attire.

[CanaMatt]

well the rest of the police here drive cars

[RingMaster2001]

So do we, but we don't dress like fags.

So you are no better than us, plus we don't dress like something from the Village People.

Canada = Fags.

[jitz]

We have mounted police here, they're usually down by the beach suburbs or in the city.

[RingMaster2001]

That's great Chris.

[jitz]

Glad you appreciated the knowledge.

[phil]

Good luck with the job, CanaMatt.

[Thom]

Well now you've got phil's approval, I'm sure you have no apprehensions about going!

And lolz at you being part of The Police Academy

[phil]

LOL.

[Matt]

So do the police in London. But they don't wear gay attire.

yes they do.

[phil]

Scotland Yard officers have cool hats, though.

[bigpoppn]

haha "The Police Academy"