Subrick Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 This is a feature where I find a joke on the internet or make up one myself and post it. Today's joke: Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Because her teahcer told her to go do an "esa". Quote
Aero Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 why did the subrick get banned? for telling crap jokes! ok, i know thats not funny, but it could turn to be true. subrick, these jokes better get funnier or sicker or they stop, ok? Quote
Subrick Posted August 16, 2007 Author Posted August 16, 2007 Sure, that was all I could think of. Better one: One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!" Quote
Heart Breaker Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 HB's joke of the day. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! LOL! Quote
Legendeath Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 HB's joke of the day. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! LOL! Quote
scoot Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Scoots joke of the day L&E doesnt have intercourse with subrick every day Quote
Thom Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 What do pirates fly? Arrroplanes! What do pirates drive? Carrrs! What do pirates sail? Pirate ships, silly!! Quote
Nemo Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 lmao @ hb. i feel terrible for laughing at that. did you hear about the new pirate movie? its rated arrrr! Quote
Chillalex Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 all of these are rubbish, except subricks which was absolutely hilarious. Quote
Chillalex Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 taste on my seminal fluids mother fucker Quote
Aero Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 post them to me and i will, and just because i fuckered your mother doesnt make me a mother fucker, i did it out of spite, not because i wanted to Quote
Chillalex Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 postal adress stat fuck my mom, shame on you, fuck your sister and fist your mother while your dad watches: I put shame on you again. Quote
Aero Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 tell you what mate, you dig up my dad and i'll see what we can do. Quote
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