FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE 2007!

[Chillalex]

aaaw now im rhymin fast

ill B-A two three E on yo ass

cuz,

your player 2, the loser in this game

Ill write four zeros and you'll freeze at this frame

cuz,

your rhymes is stagnant, no, not at all fresh

rhyme again and ill have to start displacin your flesh

cuz,

I modelled your face and it offended my screen

23 inches of ugly so I normal mapped it to me.

and,

I got a feelin you dont know that technology

wikipedia that shit, son, I got it down to a tee

(800BA23E 0000 I BELIEVE was an animation address for player two in SD2. Now thats fucking old school.)

Edit: yeah im deliberately trying to be nerdy.

Edited August 17, 2007 by Chillalex

[RingMaster2001]

Word.

[Thom]

Trips man, you try too hard to try and be old skool with your rhymin'

If I want a lesson in the past I'll go to G-Team Simon

He doesn't have to try, yo he does it with ease,

On a scale of one to ten, I'd give him twenty G's

So hear me out blud, I'm challenging you,

You'd do well to enlist the help of the Gamez Guru

Here we go man, the face off has just begun,

But this shit won't go any further than round number one

(Let da gamez begin)

[Chillalex]

4 G's bro that rhyme had style

beef up the graphics to go the extra mile

I dont post johnsons to get some lovin,

ladies flock to me when im power-glovin

flashin up a message with the wicked flow

"YOUR BATTERY, IS, RUNNING LOW"

but, thats a fallacy, my powers always on full,

I stole your mothers glove, then fucked her in the skull

It wasnt painful, unlike a rhyme from trips

bitch was in heaven, then get her gine licked