FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE 2007!

[Thom]

It's been too long since we had one of these.

Rather than the usual challenges, we'll play it quickfire, just like Nick Cannon's Wild N Out. Whoever wants to step up and crack wise on the last person is more than welcome to. Last man, woman, or homosexual standing wins.

I'm your rap teacher; I'm gonna school ya

You've skipped too many classes, like Ferris Bueller

I'm not black, but don't let it fool ya

I've still got a dick that's the size of a ruler

[Jimmy Van]

Yo (LOL) my name is Jimmy

That's my name

Like John Cena, you can't C'me(lol sound it out it sounds sooo close to jimmy)

ST is the site where I came

Thom you're so mean

I can't explain

Meanest I have seen

It's insane

You picked on me

called me names

I locked my emotions and tossed the key

I won't play your silly games

You're just jealous cuz I'm hott

And that is something you ARE NOT

LOL that was soo good.

Well I'm going to Drivers Ed so I'll see you all later today.

And maybe post a new topic?

Alright everyone see you later!

[Legendeath]

Yo (LOL) my name is Jimmy

That's my name

Like John Cena, you can't C'me(lol sound it out it sounds sooo close to jimmy)

ST is the site where I came

Thom you're so mean

I can't explain

Meanest I have seen

It's insane

You picked on me

called me names

I locked my emotions and tossed the key

I won't play your silly games

You're just jealous cuz I'm hott

And that is something you ARE NOT

LOL that was soo good.

Well I'm going to Drivers Ed so I'll see you all later today.

And maybe post a new topic?

Alright everyone see you later!

No.

[Thom]

I locked my emotions and tossed the key

That's gangsta.

[Joe =/]

Rap dap tiddy dat rappa tappa tap,

tom sucka lucka lotta cotta cock and crack,

i r greater waiter tater crater masterbater and dats dat,

hush ya moutha pouter shouter bouter wouter u iz crap.

[Aero]

L&E smokes the pole

wants to bite my sausage roll

licking cock, sucking ball

here he comes, bums to the wall.

[Nemo]

his name is aero

his favorite game is truth or dare-o

his favorite fruit is pear-o

and when he downloads

he hates to share-o

plus, hes gay.

[Aero]

oh!

[Joe =/]

Sal's king of the ring; and i don't mean wrestling

if he sucks on my cock; that'd be the best thing

[Nemo]

this is my response

i dont know what to say

to some dumb chav boy

who thinks i am gay

im not gonna bother

im not gonna fight

because i fucked his mother

AND THATS PRETTY HETERO

LOL, AM I RITE?!

[Sunny]

Ohhhhh. Nice one Sal.

Ai'ght stop, collaborate and listen

The P.I.M.P is back with a new proposition

Your position is that of failure

I'm a nail ya'

To L&E's trailer

And then, I dare u to run around and cause a scare

Giving people shakes and making them change their underwear (like Aero 'no offense')

I'm on top.

That ain't my fault ur under there.

U want a bear? Fuck u

Let L&E be ur bitch and shave ur pube hair.

Yeahhh boyyyyy!!!

[Aero]

you like cock you like cock you like cock

you like cock you like cock you like coooooock

you like cock you like cock you like cock

iain the horse, you like cock!

[Sunny]

you like cock you like cock you like cock

you like cock you like cock you like coooooock

you like cock you like cock you like cock

iain the horse, you like cock!

Boooooooooo!

[Jonny]

Okay, yo, here we go.

I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in ya,

and walk that bitch dry,

I'm gonna find yo' momma,

and slap her in the eye,

WITH MY COCK,

yeah,

DING DING,

round 2,

F-U bitch!

you on da ground,

eatin' shit,

so quick,

who's quick?

round 2 was quick,

why?

becuase I'm seroids.

[Nemo]

ima go to your house

an find a place ta hide

then kill you an your family

an make it look like murder-suicide

[Trips]

Eh yo Sal, EH YO Sal!

Imma take ya mother and asphyxiate the bitch,

because we had a love child and she had to snitch,

Imma take my own son and smother him too,

so thats your mother and your brother that im killing fool,

by the side of the bodies you gonna find some bibles,

about this time you're probably gonna call the 5-0,

but where the fuck am I, where am I situated?

Im strung up in yo' basement by freeweights, fuck all you haters.

Yeah.

[Nemo]

LOL! excellent!

[Chillalex]

Eh yo Sal, EH YO Sal!

Imma take ya mother and asphyxiate the bitch,

because we had a love child and she had to snitch,

Imma take my own son and smother him too,

so thats your mother and your brother that im killing fool,

by the side of the bodies you gonna find some bibles,

about this time you're probably gonna call the 5-0,

but where the fuck am I, where am I situated?

Im strung up in yo' basement by freeweights, fuck all you haters.

Yeah.

Im hittin you up on the wild rhymes

educate you like this shit was fast times

nigger, step back, im flowin with the finest

i step to your rhymes while hoes call me yo highness

withdraw like the eighth party of mario

cuz your ass is slippin like a spastic, yo

you need some learnin from my man dumbledore

cuz your rap is old man, feelin it like folk-lore

ill enchant your ceilin, and bewitch your trees

before long boy youll be down on your knees

"alas my rhymes flow, come what may"*

stingin your ass like a fuckin manta ray

and

I been compilin a serial killa HDK

Im gonna run(.) ex-e that shit like BTK;

My rhymes have themes,an issue recurrin,

a leit motif, stick it in, stomach churnin

while im hittin your bitchs cervical wall

at seven foot curled its long as i am tall

hittin hard, hittin fast, triple-wrapped

east and west wall down, together at last *

Notes;

HDK - Home dev kit

BTK - Bind, Torture, Kill (serial killer.)

*this would ideally be rapped by dumbledore.

*you know, like the berlin wall. her cervix. broke down. yeah. word.

[Thom]

Ayo Trips!

Dangling from the freeweights? That doesn't surprise me son

You always wanted to be just like me; I mean well-hung

Nobody notices your penis, I guess that means it's inconspicuous

And if you ask your girlfriend she'll say my inches is rediculous

She told me you're too gentle, that she prefers it reckless

So I left her pussy looking like a truck drivers breakfast

(Pass the ketchup!)

[Joe =/]

lmfao

[Subrick]

(Pass the ketchup!)

[Trips]

Eh yo Alex, eh yo Thom!

Let me kick some old school ass events for yall,

EH YO, EH YO!

Your rhymes are old son, you can call this that new shit,

that Ayatollah of Know Your Rollah, Real Master of The Swanton tip,

I'm 'bout to end both your ST careers, much like I did to Kizu, (fuck you Adrian)

I left that backyard wrestling bitch ass banned, much love and thanks to Vanchau.

With this rhyme Underhill, your gonna need that patience,

much like a smackdown 2 hacking ezboard ressurection,

you see ICANTTHINKOFANYGOODNAMES, im Kurt with The Right Angle,

overdosing on tight ass rhymes,

you can call me Mr. Guerrero. (OD!)

Allow me to address you too Archer, you fancy yourself to be fly,

but you aint' Juicy J or DJ Paul, more of a emo Vanilla Ice,

you see we used to be tight back in the day, on that Three Amigos shit, (Old Skool!)

kickin' it on MSN with Luke, Ming or Xeorix,

but now you had to go and diss me, so I had to call you out,

Triple H 1000's hittin' you, straight into your god damn mouth.

Both yall may be old school, but I kick it old school to,

Consider yourself both to be served,

Like Slim by .co.uk fools!

Fuck The RingMaster, I be the Grandmasta 2001

Im that Lita Clone, discodeek and Krayzie Bone all in one!

For real.

[Aero]

erm... i think you tried to hard with that one and failed miserably.... son

[Trips]

I dont see you contributing cracker.

If you were knew who half those people were maybe you'd get it.

[Aero]

i DO know half of those people, and i did contribute, it was shit. im pretty much whiter than white when it comes to this stuff, i'd have a go at it, but it would be very cringe worthy.

i guess i was expecting better after the first one you posted.