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[manDude]

I pinched a nerve in my shoulder lifting weights, and it FUCKING HURTS!!! Does anyone know what I can do to make it better? currently I'm taking pain reliever but its not working. Sleeping going to be a bitch.

[The Don]

I had one in my back a few months ago which really sucked. I couldn't walk upright, sitting hurt and shitting was worse. Do what I did and get some Thurmacare heatwrap things, those work pretty good to loosen the muscle then try and massage it out a little bit. Also when you take a shower let the water beat on your shoulder, it will feel A LOT better. Also you can goto the doctor they they can give you a REALLY powerful pain shot that is supposed to make it so you can't feel a thing.

It may sound sad but I kinda liked having the pinched nerve because then all I did was lay in bed and watch a bunch of movies and old WrestleManias. By the way, if you do goto the doctor's, don't do like I did and start mumbling "If they don't call me in 30 seconds I swear to God I'm gonna go fucking biblical." The lady holding the baby next to me was getting a little worried.

[scoot]

1) visit your local dealer

2) lay down $50 to him/her

3) read up on how to cook up and shoot up

4) use your belt as a tie off and load up on skag

5) feel better with no pain at all.

[manDude]

I got some of of those heat pad thingys, and I'm going to go fall asleep with it on, thanks for the suggestion.

[manDude]

Still hurts... I wish I had some money for Vicodin

Shit, I just noticed I double posted. sorry.

Edited June 27, 2007 by man_Dude