Alcohol is baaaaad.

[Joe =/]

I bet tom gave her the sex-factor.

[RingMaster2001]

Should have showen her the Bronco Buster.

You fucking idiot.

[Jonny]

The e is beside the w. Typo, idiot.

[RingMaster2001]

That doesn't make anyone think you are any less of a fucking idiot.

It just makes everyone realise you must have fat fingers.

[Jonny]

I have thin fingers. Why do you always have to start fights?

[RingMaster2001]

You start the fights by being posting shit when nobody likes you.

Fuck off.

[Jonny]

Well you seem to be the only one making a big deal out of nothing. Fuck up.

[Aero]

fuck the 2 of you, fuck you both, right up the ass

[RingMaster2001]

Well you seem to be the only one making a big deal out of nothing. Fuck up.

Fuck up?

What the hell are you on you twat? I could have you sectioned for the drivel you spout. When will you realise you are unwanted, unneeded, and unnecessary? In fact, you remind me of a gnat.

[Jonny]

Does it make you feel good when you try to crush the spirit of people online? You're pathetic. Aren't you like the oldest member on this board?

[Fozy]

Jonny, when will you ever learn a good insult? Aren't you the gayest person on this board?

[RingMaster2001]

Does it make you feel good when you try to crush the spirit of people online? You're pathetic. Aren't you like the oldest member on this board?

What the fuck do you know about the spirit of the people online? It left when you arrived. I only want to crush you, you twat. I've been at Smacktalks since it was created, yet you hop along half way through, show disregard to everybody, post drivel, and then have the audacity to have a go at other members. You are a complete turd. And actually, I'm not the oldest. But I wouldn't expect you to have known that, you with the IQ of one of Thom's testicles. Go fuck yourself you bent cock end.

[Nemo]

tonites episode of nitro airs with roddy piper demanding a match with hollywood hogan. after 30 minutes of monologuing, piper exits the ring without a confrontation with hogan...or anything. the fans at home are then treated with tony schiavones expert analysis of the situation, stating hogan is a coward and piper will get his turn to exact his revenge on the nwo champion.

up next is steve mcmichael vs jeff jarrett, another match where debra will continue to be ambiguous as to whose side shes on.

[RingMaster2001]

*Glass breaks and out comes Luke Tildsley*

[CanaMatt]

The glass does not break. It SHATTERS.

[Nemo]

AND OUT COMES MATT GRAY!

[Jonny]

Last night.

I got out of work at 6, went home, had a shower and got ready. I went out at 10:00pm to meet up with my friends at a nightclub, after a bombardment of phonecalls. I arrived at the nightclub with the greeting of my friend Hannah's ex boyfriend glaring at me. (Hannah likes me.) So the night carried on, I carried on knocking back wkd, golshlagger and purple hazes. I was taking it easy as I only had

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[Thom]

Who goes to Uni August?

I hate girls who get with other girls, it reeks of attention seeking. You should've popped her in the jaw.

[Jonny]

Well it was something like uni or whatever.. I wasn't paying much attention to what she was saying. I was still pretty wasted. Well hannah had sent me a load of offline msn messages, appologizing and whatnot. I'm not buying it though. What got me the most is she had the nerve to carry on kissing the girl for ages, even though I was standing right beside them. I just carried on drinking and chatted up her friend.

[Thom]

Ha, I love the guilt they experience afterwards.

What's in a purple haze?

[Jonny]

Red and blue Aftershock in a shot. They're pretty nice. I had to explain to the barman what they were. n00b.

[CanaMatt]

Yeah, sounds like a pretty standard drink.

[Jonny]

I am so hungover right now.

Last night.

My friend Hannah and I got a taxi to our regular nightclub, only to be greeted by the bouncers telling us that it would be open an hour later. So we went to a pub where we were treated with a bluegrass band...

We went back an hour later and immediatly started on the hard drinks. I was drinking santa blues with extra red liquor all night. (very nice expensive cockatail) I was also buying alot for Hannah. (I'm a nice friend).

So after a while we went to the dancefloor. We ended up dancing closer and closer, then kissing, alot for the remainder of the night.

All in all, it was a good night and will be the last night out for a week, as I got a new job working in the biggest music shop in Belfast. (get in!)

Aero might know what shop it is. (Marcus Music.)

Anybody else with drunken stories to share?

[CS]

I mixed Jack Daniels and Polar Ice Vodka last ngiht, tasted like shit.

[Aero]

i know of marcus music yeah, but i rarely bought anything from them.

anyways, i was out watching my mates band on sat, getting very drunk at a biker do for pretty cheap. after a while i was looking for more attractive female company, just to try and give myself a bit of an ego boost as i'm still hung up on kirsty.

anyways, we head else where and find another bar with a decent band playing and i start drinking vodka with.. like anything, as i can drink vodka like water. theres a few pretty fine girls around but some seemed too young.. possibly illegal, others seemed to be with someone.

just as i give up, these 2 stunning blonds come in, one smiles at me but then runs over to a bunch of ppl, so i figure i'd give her a while then make a move... back to the bar we go for more drinks, then i feel someone grabbing my shoulder and its her, constantly using my name which freaked me out until i realise its a girl i went to primary school with. so we chat, flirt, i make overly suggestive comments which i usually get away with, meanwhile I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER HER NAME. i tried to steer the convo towards finding out her name, ask who she's out with (the other blond was her sister) but its no go, just cant find out. next thing i know she's all over me, happy fucking days. (at this point you should know, this girl was a real fucking airhead at school, if pink wasnt involved, she didnt care) anyways, by her actions i could tell she was really up for it... kirsty was at the back of my mind, but i dunno how often im gonna get jumped by this calibur of girl..... then it happens, she worked out i couldnt remember her name, huffed and went back to her friends. was seriously pissed off, because i could even remember where she sat in my p5 class, who her friends at school where etc, just not her name.

went on with my night, bumped into a guy i knew who always had weed so headed outside for a bit with him, chatted away.. this girl comes out again, walks over all smiles, kinda hot and bothered to like she wanted to continue what she started... happy days? wrong she asked "so do you remember yet?" and i didnt. the night comes to a head, we're being forced drunkenly out of the bar and just as i got out side it came to me, surname and all, could i find her? not a fucking hope. must have left before me.

that said, it did my ego the world of good and i been in a better form today at work for it. bit more flirting with the customers etc.