Alcohol is baaaaad.

[Jonny]

I've just woke up and I'm still drunk. Thankfully I do not have a sore ass, so I'm happy to say I was not raped last night. But yes, did anyone else have any wild alcohol feuled escipades last night? Do share.

[Thom]

Not last night, but Monday night was my friend Laura's 18th, and her boyfriend had a BBQ at his house where I proceeded to drink half a crate of Carlsberg with Disaronno depth-charges totalling to one bottle of Disaronno, and there are also pictures of me swigging away on an unclassified amount of Sambuca.

I don't remember much after the BBQ, but we tried going to our usual Monday-night haunt, but apparently I had my eyes closed and I was grinning and the bouncers said I'd either drank too much or had been smoking something; either way I wasn't going to be let in. I told them I was going to Subway to sober up, and apparently some friends who were joining us in the club saw me sat on my own, grinning to a sandwich. They stayed with me for about an hour, and I tried to get back in by wearing a German girls size 8 jacket to cover my fluorescent yellow t-shirt and holding my ID over my face. They laughed at me, and then I woke up on Tuesday morning. Not entirely sure how I go home or anything.

Tonight is my birthday celebrations, I've booked out an Indian restaurant which encourages you to bring your own alcohol, and then we're hitting some bars and finally an all-night club. Stories/Pictures in the next few days...

[crunk]

Thankfully I do not have a sore ass, so I'm happy to say I was not raped last night.

Oh ok... so you happily obliged then?

[Jonny]

Not last night, but Monday night was my friend Laura's 18th, and her boyfriend had a BBQ at his house where I proceeded to drink half a crate of Carlsberg with Disaronno depth-charges totalling to one bottle of Disaronno, and there are also pictures of me swigging away on an unclassified amount of Sambuca.

I don't remember much after the BBQ, but we tried going to our usual Monday-night haunt, but apparently I had my eyes closed and I was grinning and the bouncers said I'd either drank too much or had been smoking something; either way I wasn't going to be let in. I told them I was going to Subway to sober up, and apparently some friends who were joining us in the club saw me sat on my own, grinning to a sandwich. They stayed with me for about an hour, and I tried to get back in by wearing a German girls size 8 jacket to cover my fluorescent yellow t-shirt and holding my ID over my face. They laughed at me, and then I woke up on Tuesday morning. Not entirely sure how I go home or anything.

Tonight is my birthday celebrations, I've booked out an Indian restaurant which encourages you to bring your own alcohol, and then we're hitting some bars and finally an all-night club. Stories/Pictures in the next few days...

Haha, nice story. The celebration sounds like a good plan.

Well. Last night. I got home from work and was not in the mood for partying, but my friends continued to call me, wanting me to go. Eventualy they persuaded me to go to my friends penthouse apartment. I couldn't go up there empty handed, so I bought an ungodly amount of corona, magners, smirnoff vodka, aftershock and other liquors. I arrived at his appartment to my dissapointment of being greeted by 5 people... More people were on their way though. So the night carried on, I carried on downing all sorts of alcoholic substances. By 12am I was pretty wasted and some girl kept trying to steal my hat and was diving all over me. (I had terrible hat hair, because I have to wear a hat in work.) We then decided to go to a spare room and get stoned. All was good until the blow went missing. I got the blame of stealing it and some other girl was searching through my pockets, how rude.

After that nonesense was over with, I carried on drinking. By 2am I had drank all of my aftershock, vodka, cider, most of the liquors and most of my corona. Most people had disapered at that point, so I decided to call a taxi. While I was waiting for my taxi, a few people decided to play a game involving a dice with sex positions on it, whichever position is upright after the dice was rolled, they had to do it. I didn't participate, as I could hardly even stand let alone perform the wheelbarrol. My taxi arrived and I said my goodbyes, I could just about manage to walk down all those stairs. The bottom flight of stairs were wet and seeing as my converse had no grip whatsoever, I slipped and elbow dropped the whole bottom flight of stairs. That fucking hurt. So I got home and went on my computer, hardly being able to see, I'm surprised I was able to type to people on msn. My jaw also hurts, I think I ran into a doorframe. No pix available of last night.

Edited June 23, 2007 by Jonny

[scoot]

none last night, went to the arcade in meadowhall instead of the dove and rainbow. tonight however, im taking my ipod, itrip and a 24 pack of carling to a friends house party..........i highly doubt pics to be avalible, but if i get soem, ill upload

[bigpoppn]

Thom,you drank a lot,a fucking lot.

[Trips]

My parents were away so I had a party, a hot tub party .

My friend and I bought and drunk a crate of carlsberg, a big bottle of JD, a bottle of apple Mickey Finn's and to top it off a bottle of Tequila (Complete with complimentary red sombrero). There were about 15 to 20 good friends there, we started by watching Big Brother and going through the carlsberg. After the eviction was over we moved onto JD and coke and into the hot tub, it was a time full of naked girls and boys and lots of sexual innuendos.

We moved on to shots of Mickey Finn's and things get hazy. There were plenty of Hot Tub antics e.t.c. Finally Tequila slammers (We bought lemons). We crashed out at about 7am because everyone was knackered. I woke up and my house was absolutely fucked there were bottles and salt everywhere it's a disgrace.

I've got pics but there of all lads in the hot tub I think, maybe, so it makes it look a sausage fest. I'll upload them later anyway. It were grand.

[samountain]

Yesterday I started drinking at about 1 in the arvo cause my friend got back and we thought we'd hit the wine. Wine tastes like shit by the way, and I hate it but what the hey. It'd been a while since I've drank cause of exams and been a bit worried so I was a cadbury at this point (I don't know if use that term but i will). We headed to town, and were chatting to these girls. I proceeded to vomit on myself. Everyone laughed. Couldn't have been past 11 or so. I was pushed into a taxi half passed out, and failed at life.

That is all.

Also, I should point out I ALSO drank Carlsberg, which is quite exciting because I never do. YEAHHHHHH!

Edited June 24, 2007 by samountain

[CS]

On thursday night I went to somebody from my schools birthday party that was like 45 minutes out of the city and from waht I remember it was fucknig awesome. After like and hour and a half of sipping on my 26 of smirnoff orange flavor vokda I got talked into beer bonging the rest and got drunk as fuck and woke up the next morning in the bushes with a condom wrapper beside me not sure who I used it one and decided against asking my girlfriend if she fucked me and left me in the bushes incase it turns out be some random drunk chick too. So yeah, if this turns for the worse I could be in some deep shit.

[Thom]

The great nation of India hates my friends and I.

[Jonny]

The great nation of India hates my friends and I.

Oh dear god... What did you do?

[Subrick]

He laughed at Hindu people.

[Thom]

Used the restaurant as a place to get pissed, had a huge argument because not everybody wanted a full meal to themselves, understandably, all showed up in staggered bunches, so didn't order until about two hours after we got there, someone vomited curry into a water jug, we got complaints from some dole scum that we were being too loud, some menus got thrown out of the window onto the floor below, the table got covered in ash because they only gave one ashtray to a table of which ten are smokers, someone wrote "Archer" in pepper on the tablecloths, rice was everywhere because they brought it up on shitty little trays, our racist jokes were probably a little louder than we realised, we left a trail of bottles strewn over the floor, and about an hour and a half after we'd finished and weren't ready to leave, they threatened that the police would be called if we didn't leave.

Model customers then, really.

[Jonny]

I'm still drunk.

I was out at a nightclub last night with a few friends from work.

I ended up kissing and dancing with my friend who is married. :S

She's 30, but she looks 20. So it's okay, I guese. I went out with a wallet full of cash, I looked in it this morning and there sits a lonely tenner. I'm not looking foward to going back to work...

[Joe =/]

I'm telling her husband

[Tychoma]

Used the restaurant as a place to get pissed, had a huge argument because not everybody wanted a full meal to themselves, understandably, all showed up in staggered bunches, so didn't order until about two hours after we got there, someone vomited curry into a water jug, we got complaints from some dole scum that we were being too loud, some menus got thrown out of the window onto the floor below, the table got covered in ash because they only gave one ashtray to a table of which ten are smokers, someone wrote "Archer" in pepper on the tablecloths, rice was everywhere because they brought it up on shitty little trays, our racist jokes were probably a little louder than we realised, we left a trail of bottles strewn over the floor, and about an hour and a half after we'd finished and weren't ready to leave, they threatened that the police would be called if we didn't leave.

Model customers then, really.

You're those kids I read about in the paper :angry2:

[Jonny]

So I have been on a wild night club binge for the past 2 weeks. There are too many drunken events for me to bother typing out. My wallet is suffering from it all though.

[Fozy]

Who cares Jonny, really?

[Jonny]

This is so cool.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aC-KOYQsIvU&...Ft%3D1869933469

[Thom]

This weekend has been pretty much one long binge, so I'll bore you all with my stories from it!

On Friday, I finished work and went into town to buy some clothes. Went into a small designer boutique and got talking to the guy who works there. He mentioned he had to DJ at a bar that night, and said he played 70's funk/Cali/Northern soul, and we found out we both love DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist's Brainfreeze mix, as does my friend Dan. Dan and I went to see this guy DJ at the bar, and after a few drinks got a text from a girl, who we shall call Rachel, because that's not her name. She asked if I wanted to go to Nina's house for a party. Nina only lives up the road from the bar we were in, so we went on round and I hung out in the kitchen, next to a crate of Strongbow, and put the Annie Mac show on the Radio. Throughout the night I got gradually more drunk, and we started throwing water balloons at passers-by who were out for a night on the town. Nice immature fun. A little later on into the night, some people that we bombed drove up the multi-storey car park and starting hurling cans, bottles, and eggs at Nina's apartment window. At this point, Nina and I decided to go and watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off in the lounge. The police came, a load of people left, and it was just Myself, Dan, Nina and Rachel in the kitchen, all drunk, surrounded by empty bottles. I'm sure you can fill in the gaps and figure out why, a few minutes later, I was sat in her kitchen wearing my boxer-shorts, Dan and Nina were topless, and Rachel was wearing several items of our clothing. I swear that table was on a slant. I was also dared to drink a concoction of cider, white and red wine, malibu, pimms and pernod. Dan had work the next morning, so he leaves, but I'm in no condition to walk anywhere, so I ask if I can crash a couch, Nina says we can all stay in her bed.

I woke up on Saturday morning having missed my driving lesson with a dry mouth and a sore head. I stay with Nina for a while demonstrating several wrestling moves to her. That's not innuendo, I really was. I went home, changed my clothes, and went back into town. Had my hair done, got completely raped in the aforementioned boutique, paying

[Jonny]

Seemed like a fun weekend. My weekend was shit, I was stuck in work. I'm planning a total binge this weekend, so there shall be a lengthy story.

I stay with Nina for a while demonstrating several wrestling moves to her.

Did you show her the people's elbow?

[Thom]

F-U, Powerbomb, and a spear for good measure.

[Jonny]

Should have showen her the Bronco Buster.

[RingMaster2001]

Shut up you twat.

[Jonny]

Grammar.