So....um.... yeah, I don't think I'll be dodging the bullet TH

[CanaMatt]

...looks like I'm going to jail for real this time.

[Joe =/]

Why, what the fuck did you do ?

[Big Bizang]

I thought you already were in jail. Joe told me you posted from your laptop behind bars.

[Nemo]

Why, what the fuck did you do ?

[Joe =/]

Matt, did you flick a match at the kid you ran over from the gas station ? lmao

[The Don]

I thought you already were in jail. Joe told me you posted from your laptop behind bars.

(h5)!

[jitz]

You guys haven't heard yet? It's pretty serious guys; he got caught having sex with all your mothers, at once.

[Nemo]

mass rape is a serious offense in canada.

[Joe =/]

DUDE YOU CAN'T POST THIS TOPIC AND THEN LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE. TELL US.

[scoot]

maby he is already behind bars

[Joe =/]

.. then i'll have to make another fucking sig.

[jitz]

It's ok, he's not in jail yet. He's hired his defence attorney, me, and I'll be making damn sure he doesn't go to jail. And if he does, then I'll be making damn sure to make arrangements for one of the members to get a tattoo of the blue print of the jail his incarcerated in, on their back to go in and get him out.

It wont get to that stage though, he'll be pleading not guilty, we'll be using the defence of "it was to impress a hot blonde so later in the night he could have intercourse with her". Any red blooded male will understand the predictament. If we stand before a female judge, then the defence will be change to "he was escaping shady characters that were everywhere".

I'll keep you all updated on the situation.

[jitz]

Ok I have an update straight from Matt, here's the transcript -

"LMFAO"

More updates to come!

[The Don]

I'll be making damn sure to make arrangements for one of the members to get a tattoo of the blue print of the jail his incarcerated in, on their back to go in and get him out.

Dibs. I have a few people I've been wanting to off anyways.

[jitz]

I'm sorry, we simply don't have the funds behind us to be able to afford to tattoo a man your...dimensions...

[Nemo]

maybe we should borrow some money then. not only does dons body have plenty of space for a highly detailed map, but his incarceration and absence from this board will make me happy.

[The Don]

Thanks for the support Sal.

[jitz]

Unfortunately Sal doesn't provide enough support for a man of your...carriage...

[scoot]

im a skinny guy, tattoo me

[Joe =/]

Yeah lets tattoo your inner lip with "insert here"

[crunk]

lmao

[manDude]

Or, Tattoo his ass with "Exit Only"

[Tychoma]

that would really give people an overview of his sexual preferences!

[Nemo]

that, or how his bowels function.