My last post for 3 days

[Legendeath]

You know something? I've had it. I've had it with everything. I've had it with the politics, and the whining, and the bitching, and all the bullshit that happens. This board has deteriorated into a bunch of lying, idiotic, whining, opinionated hypocrites. I'm not attempting to be mean, or an asshole. But what happened to the good Smacktalks board of 2007? Before all this bullshit. I may have only been here for 2 years, but I know enough to not stand for the whiners and bitchers. I'm not taking any sides, but the sides are to shallow for anyone. And when I come back, I hope this board has changed for the better. I hope that Paul, and Don, and Aero, and everyone in charge of this board makes it good again.

Well. See you guys on Wednesday or earlier.

Edited May 21, 2007 by Legendeath

[Heart Breaker]

lol See ya later Legendeath. Have a good time... wherever you're going.

[Nemo]

this is all that fuckface slurms mackenzie's fault.

[jitz]

AND THE NWO HAS FILLED THE RING AND ARE PROCEEDING TO BEAT DOWN RODDY PIPER. This is a heinous attack, scenes like these have not been seen for...atleast a week.

[Big Bizang]

This thread is now about Roddy Piper and how he looks like a giant uncooked chicken these days. Did he ever 'kick cancer's arse'?

[Subrick]

Ha, ha. What am I now, the official Smacktalks scrapegoat?

[jitz]

A scapegoat is someone who is given the blame, to protect those who were partially or wholly at fault. How does this refer to you? How have we use you as a scapegoat?

DDP KNOCKS SUBRICK OUT WITH A STEEL CHAIR FROM BEHIND! Page now stands face to face with Strum la Frantique in the middle of the squared circle, the stares between the two could conquer third world countries! They both raised their fists to strike each other, then thrust them at each other. WAIT WHAT'S THIS!?!? THEY'RE SHAKING HANDS! DDP AND STRUM ARE IN CAHOOTS! They proceed to beat down on Subrick with steel chairs until the refs make their way to the ring separating the predators from the prey. DDP and Strum make their way back up the entrance ramp to the adulation of the crowd, this is one beat down the crowd really enjoyed watching and would like to see more of. This is yet another WCW heel turn gone wrong.

[Chillalex]

whats a scrapegoat

[Heart Breaker]

A person who eats children.

[Nemo]

this weeks nitro begins with yet another sit-in, this time by subrick, who refuses to leave the ring until he gets a match with strum and ddp. several jobbers come out only to be thrown back out of the ring. WHATS THIS?! ITS STING LOWERING HIMSELF FROM THE RAFTERS! sting enters the ring and points his baseball bat at subrick for 10 minutes.after 30 mins of pointing, they leave through the crowd. not a word is said and the crowd has absolutely no fucking idea what just transpired. tony schiavone says he doent know whats going on, yet he still accuses sting and subrick of being part of the nwo.

later that night, jj dillon grants subrick heeds subricks demands and the newly formed alliance, better known as stingrick are set to take on ddp and strum in a texas tornado tag match with roddy piper as the special guest referee. also at the ppv, some random wrestler whos well out of his prime will be buried by hogan and 10 wrestlers are expected to join the nwo. theres a chance that ric flair will cut a 30 min promo, but nobody really cares.

[Fozy]

I haven't posted for days anywhere. Where's my WHERE'S IAIN POST?! Dickheads.

[jitz]

We were running way overtime due to the reuniting and disbanding of the Four Horsemen in the same hour, so we had to close the show 3 minutes into the main event. The plan was for your tag partner Alex to get beat down by the NWO after his main event match against Ernest 'The Cat' Miller, when you don't run in to save him it would beg the question "Where's Iain to save his tag partner?". Little do the crowd know, you've actually been fired for complaining about having to job to High Voltage.

[Nemo]

you later signed with the wwe and were paired up with paul roma.

you job to cryme tyme on a regular basis.

[Subrick]

We are at the main event of Starrcade, it is Strum and DDP VS. Subrick and Sting with Roddy Piper as the special guest referee. But before the match can begin, J.J. Dillon comes out and states that the match is now a weapons match. Stingrick can only use baseball bats, and DDP and Strum can only use chairs. The match begins, and after 5 minutes of sloppy "wrestling", Hogan comes out for no reason with the NWO and adds 13 new jobbers to the NWO. DDP and Strum are distracted and Subrick cracks the baseball bat over Strum's head. DDP gets a bat to the face from Sting. Subrick pins Strum and wins the match! The crowd is bored and decides to go get hotdogs.

Edited May 23, 2007 by Subrick

[Nemo]

you were already fired. way to be consistent, fag.

[Big Bizang]

Promo runs for Big Bizang's debut. No one cares.

[jitz]

Cut to the Nitro Girls dancing poorly.

[Joe =/]

*GLASS SMASHES AND WWFSTUFF ENTERS THE DUNGEON WRESTLING ARENA*

:: looks at Sal ::

*Hangs head in shame*

[Nemo]

several superstars tried to attack wwfstuff, not realizing that they could not kill what was already dead.