My last post

[Subrick]

You know something? I've had it. I've had it with everything. I've had it with the politics, and the whining, and the bitching, and all the bullshit that happens. This board has deteriorated into a bunch of lying, idiotic, whining, opinionated hypocrites. I'm not attempting to be mean, or an asshole. But what happened to the good Smacktalks board of 2005. Before all this bullshit. I may have only been here for 2 years, but I know enough to not stand for the whiners and bitchers. I'm not taking any sides, but the sides are to shallow for anyone. Which is why I'll be leaving indefinently. I know some of you don't give 2 shits about it (Slurms), but that's my desicion. And when I come back, I hope this board has changed for the better. I hope that Paul, and Don, and Aero, and everyone in charge of this board makes it good again. Make it feel good to be a part of Smacktalks.

If anyone gives a shit about it, say it. I'll be back when I feel like it.

Edited May 17, 2007 by Subrick

[CanaMatt]

/generic WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS thread. See you shortly.

[Nemo]

its ironic that someone whos title says "boo fucking hoo!" is crying about how bad the board has become.

boo fucking hoo! take your crying elsewhere, pussy.

[Subrick]

This is what I mean. This site has turned into whiner land. I've had it up to here with it. It's absolute bullshit that the moment someone decides to do something, he gets blasted for it. And Slurms, all I did was make a point. I am fed up with how the board has become. It's turned into a bunch of idiots. The only exceptions are Paul, Don (sometimes), Jitz, Aero, David, and a few others. But not Slurms. Definently not Slurms. In fact, Slurms not being here in was one of the good parts of this board in 2005.

I'll be back in a little bit. My closing message: you guys are like family to me. But I need a break. Bye.

[DJ Armageddon]

:x what stinks?

[Nemo]

...This site has turned into whiner land....

im going to ignore your idiot exceptions list granted don is on it along with a couple of people who dont even post here. however, you keep bitching about people here whining when the only one here whining is you. i guess the only person here whos allowed to complain is the almighty subrick. fuck you.

also, under my name it says " Joined: 14-August 03" which means i was here in 2005, you fucking tard.

quit your bitching and just leave already. we'll find someone else to post news from nodq.com.

[crunk]

This board has politics?

But yeah, fair enough man, it's your decision... although your arguement might have been a bit better if you didn't kill it by mentioning 'cena fans.'

[Fozy]

Calling me a cunt Subrick? You never added anything to this board, what-so-ever. So bye bye, don't come back.

[CrossFan]

also, under my name it says " Joined: 14-August 03" which means i was here in 2005, you fucking tard.

Maybe he didn't realize who you were Sal

Edited May 17, 2007 by CrossFan

[CanaMatt]

no shit, sal has been here longer than almost everyone here.

[DJ Armageddon]

sal will still be here when hes 80.

[jitz]

Shit, lets just cut the crap, delete all but one of the forums and use it to role play WCW.

[Nemo]

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, STING?!

[Subrick]

Calling me a cunt Subrick?

I never called you a cunt, Iain. Does it say anywhere that I called someone a cunt? No, it doesn't. I also didn't realize who Sal was. So what if I made a mistake? It doesn't mean you have to turn into a hard ass. I can have an opinion. Run me down all you want, I'm still me. I can have the shittiest opinion ever, but it's still an opinion. I've already got enough bullshit happening in my life right now, I don't need anymore. I said before I'm not trying to be an asshole, it's just hard not to let my emotions control me. I'm going to say it right now, I'm an asshole, I deserve every insult I get, I'm sorry Sal for being an asshole to you. I'm not attempting to be a suck up while this is being typed. If you hate me, hate me. If you like me, like me. I need acceptance.

[Nemo]

answer me this: why is it okay for sal to be an asshole, but not slurms mackenzie?

i ask because you're not the first to go haywire on me and then back off after finding out who i am. like that fag scoot did immediately after the name change. man, what a fag. hes such a fag that i even said so in the stp forum in his own thread that he cant see anymore. because hes a fag.

scoot is king fag, lord of everything that is faggy.

[Heart Breaker]

You have to realize one thing. Sarcasm is the key to getting along here. If you grasp sarcasm, you'll be accepted. If not, you're doomed for eternity.

I got pissed off at Matt Gray once. Why? Because he (under the name Flyboy) made fun of me a few years back. I didn't grasp the sarcasm. I got pissed like a little baby. You have to realize that most people here are posting out of sarcasm. We have serious debates once in awhile, but most of the name calling (especially from Sal's end) is all out of fun. I can't talk to Sal once without either calling him a fag, or being called one myself. Grasp sarcasm guys. It'll go a long way to your future at Smacktalks.

FAGS!

[Subrick]

Sorry. My sarcasm detector broke. It was a Sony. But anyway, sorry about the asshole-ness. And I can grasp sarcasm, it's just hard to. I'm having second thoughts on leaving.

[Heart Breaker]

It's easy to get caught up in a moment. Especially when people are constantly fucking with you. Just learn to not take everyone so seriously. And you'll be fine.

And no wonder the sarcasm detector broke. Damn you, Sony.

[The Don]

Are you sure it wasn't made by Bungie and just had a 14 hour delay?

[Aero]

yeah, those fuckers wouldnt fix mines due to water damage, i informed them that my detector broke and as a result i pissed on it so technically it wasnt the liquid that damaged it but the fuckers still wouldnt fix it.

anyways, subrick, i'd rather you stayed, you are more valuable than a few others on this site, you're willing to leave an opinion and even on occasion say the odd thing that makes me laugh. i'd hope you reconsider this break from ST.org, but if you do go, make sure you come back, after all, we can't emulate or improve on the ST of old if we loose decent members.

[jitz]

The lights go down as the crowd waits in anticipation, this is the moment they've all been waiting. This debut is the most anticipated in years.

A blue light hits the ring as the music starts, snow begins to fall over the ring area. The crowd is baffled.

The the man they've all been waiting for makes his entrance into the arena, SUB ZERO IS HERE, no wait GLACIER IS HERE. Glacier makes his way down to the ring and displays his elite martial arts skills by punching and kicking the air.

No time to cut a debut promo, a jobber is making his way to the ring.

[DJ Armageddon]

DON IS MY HERO

[Nemo]

the disco inferno's music hits!

disco shuffles his way down the ramp and enters the ring where he is completely obliterated by a series of kicks from glacier. after the match, the lights go out, the lasers go on and glacier gives another stunning display in what hes learned from years of extensive martial arts training in asia (EAT THAT, BRUCE WAYNE).

larry zbyszko can be heard going on about how disciplined glacier is. but the fans seem too disinterested to care.

up next: mean gene interviews the four horsemen minus the only member who actually wrestles, chris benoit.

[jitz]

Arn Anderson rambles for 5 minutes straight, followed by Steve "Mongo" McMichael saying something unintelligible. Mean Gene is looking in the opposite direction to the men he is interviewing, his lack of interest parallels that of the crowds. Suddenly the Nitro theme music blasts through the arena, the crowd is dazzled. Checking their watches, it seems that they've lost 10 minutes of their life and they don't know where it went.

The crowd waits anxiously for a cruiserweight match up. The lights once again dim, Mortis and Wrath make their way to the ring. The crowd is somewhat interested in seeing Mortis in action. It looks however that Mortis is staying at ring side, Wrath will be entering into singles competition. The begins leaving their seats to go to the bathroom when the nWo theme music hits. They jolt their heads to the entrance way eager to find out which one of the nWo stars will be in competition tonight. Scott Norton makes his way out the entrance way. The crowd turns and continues to the bathrooms.

[Subrick]

His opponent is Wild Cat Willie (you may not remember him so, http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newinduction1.html), the mascot of WCW. All the fans hate him and begin to throw beer bottles at him. One hits him in the face and he's dead. Norton pins him to win the WCW shit idea/wrestler award. When asked about this "amazing" feat, Norton replies to Mean Gene; "I'm going back to Japan! They have Hiroshi Tanahashi!" He begins to cry and runs to the bathrooms to cry naked in a shower.