Happiest Guy In The Whole Fucking World

[RingMaster2001]

On Saturdays I meet a mate at my pub at about 3 pm, have a few guinesses, as we are watching the football/rugby/cricket, we order a pub lunch, have a few lagers, then order more pub grub, then wait for the rest of my mates arrive there at about 8. Drink until the bar closes at 2:30am. Walk a couple of miles home, whilst a bit glotto, get in doors at about 5 AM.

[Thom]

That's how it's done.

[Aero]

in noting the locations of the members who have posted their drinking habbits, you guys have further verified what i stated in my last post.

[Joe =/]

Martin clearly loves spending the weekend with his wife.

Edited April 6, 2007 by Joe =/

[RingMaster2001]

She has the pleasure of my company every other night of the week. Plus she comes most Saturday nights anyway.

[Aero]

so you're saying you can't get rid of her?

[RingMaster2001]

I could get rid of her quite easily. There are plenty of knives in the draw. I just don't want to. She cooks a mean lamb casserole.

[Joe =/]

She has the pleasure of my company every other night of the week. Plus she comes most Saturday nights anyway.

Oh right, someone does the deed for you on saturday nights then. Fair play.

[Thom]

Easy now.

[Aero]

thats what you said to your 2 topless buddies isn't it, sailor thom?

[Thom]

Read that again and see if you can make sense of it.

[jitz]

Aero don't rush out and throw this sailor thing out at every opportunity, you're wasting it. By the time a sensical scenario comes up where it could be the punch lines to end all punch lines, you will have The Don using it in every post as some type of signature, completely destroying it's possible comedic impact.

You're like a giddy teenage boy on his first trip to a whore house, he's waited all his life for this opportunity, saved every penny. Now his shady uncle has taken him, giving him the chance of a lifetime. Although instead of spending that hard earned cash on the girl of his dreams in a 2 hour sex romp (no positions barred of course), in his anxiety driven giddiness, goes for 50 hand jobs from less reputable whores.

Self control buddy, a dime today could be a dollar tomorrow.

[Thom]

I don't see how there can be any comedic value behind any jokes regarding that picture though. If I was ashamed or embarassed by the picture then I wouldn't have set it as my default picture on Myspace and posted it on here. I made it for a joke in the first place, not just for my personal masturbation archive.

[Chillalex]

yeah.. the subtle element of your humour seems to have gone over peoples heads, Thom. Im sorry.

[Aero]

i post to humor myself, that is all.

altho you are right, i did start using it too early