Thom Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 LMFAO YOU COUNTED!! Just because you had sex with your ex 16 times though, doesn't neccesarily mean you've had any experience with a vagina...
Niles Jansen The Third Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Jonny; I suspect you need to learn what a vagina is, because I think you will find they cannot see or hear, let alone type on a keyboard and post on an internet message board. I would go into greater detail as to what a vagina is, but I fear you are too young and would become confused, as the only vagina you would have seen would be that of your mothers when she was forced to give birth to you after accidentally leaving it too long to have an abortion. I'm 18... You need to learn to not take every little thing seriously, and for your information, I had sex with my ex 16 times, when she was visiting for the weekend. That is not a lie and there will be no pix for proof. WOOOO!!!! But seriously, why would you even keep track after like, 5?
Thom Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 It's probably a rough estimate based on how many individual bite-marks he'd left on his head-board afterwards.
Jonny Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 aye, but then, "we're not brazil, we're northern ireland" am i right? Too right. Norn Iron. \o/ Thom, unlike you, I don't have my dick in every loose piece of fanny that comes my way. Well, there was 15 condoms and we did it once, without a condom. So yeah.
Thom Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 (edited) You know you can catch things from letting him put it up there without a condom Jonny. Edited March 28, 2007 by Thom
Chillalex Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 just got unbanned so i could say; lmfao thom quality job
Nemo Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 The more it angers you, the more I'll persist to be unfunny, thus annoying you even more and knowing that it gets to you. :] what an ingenious strategy you've come up with there, the jon.
Jonny Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 The more it angers you, the more I'll persist to be unfunny, thus annoying you even more and knowing that it gets to you. :] what an ingenious strategy you've come up with there, the jon. D:!!
CS Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 lmfao sal I'm truly surprized nobody has warned him about metalhoerpes yet.
Nemo Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 and how he can give it to other guys if he doesnt use protection.
RingMaster2001 Posted March 29, 2007 Author Posted March 29, 2007 Why don't Smacktalks members use condoms? Because it only takes one Jonny to fuck up a board. Haha, I'm hilarious. Anyway, what the fuck is D:?
Jonny Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 Why don't Smacktalks members use condoms? Because it only takes one Jonny to fuck up a board. Haha, I'm hilarious. Anyway, what the fuck is D:? It's a frowning face. Anyway, what is your problem with me? Honestly. Don't you have better things to do?
RingMaster2001 Posted March 29, 2007 Author Posted March 29, 2007 Not after I've finished work, no. My problem is you. You are the problem.
Fozy Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 Oh Jonny, you're the one with no life, and it's painfully obvious.
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